a place with cold french fries, crushed burgers and good chicken nuggets lead by a predator clown named ronald mcdonald
by PoopyTurd August 7, 2019

Bro 1-Bro have you ever tried the McDonalds?
Bro 2-Nah bro she says it's not sanitary.
Bro 1-Well I got to try the McDonald's last night and that shit tasted good.
Bro 2-Lucky bastard.
Bro 2-Nah bro she says it's not sanitary.
Bro 1-Well I got to try the McDonald's last night and that shit tasted good.
Bro 2-Lucky bastard.
by Ronald Mc.Anal March 1, 2020

by Subaru Imprezza May 15, 2017

McDonald's is an American fast food company, founded in 1940 as a restaurant operated by Richard and Maurice McDonald, in California, United States. They rechristened their business as a hamburger stand, and later turned the company into a franchise, with the Golden Arches logo being introduced in 1953 at a location in Phoenix, Arizona. In 1955, Ray Kroc, a businessman, joined the company as a franchise agent and proceeded to purchase the chain from the McDonald brothers. McDonald's had its original headquarters in Oak Brook, Illinois, but moved its global headquarters to Chicago in June 2018.
Yea this is taken in Wikipedia.
Yea this is taken in Wikipedia.
Phone: New message
Customer: What kinda fucking McDonald's has a message??? What do I say, do I want a burger tommorow? Wha-What the??
Customer: What kinda fucking McDonald's has a message??? What do I say, do I want a burger tommorow? Wha-What the??
by Project 2411 June 14, 2020

(The following is actual only for post-USSR nations, especially Ukraine) 1) A place where you can sell 0.5l of cola 2.5x the price.
2) Synonym for free toilet.
2) Synonym for free toilet.
1) McDonald's somehow managed to sell me 0.5l cola for a whole dollar (25 UAH), when I can buy 1l of cola for 60¢ (16 UAH) at the local store.
2) The nearest toilet was paid, so I went to McDonald's to pee in their toilet.
2) The nearest toilet was paid, so I went to McDonald's to pee in their toilet.
by hh_hh_h_hh_hh June 30, 2018

I am so fat that life is not worth living.... time do shit the bed at McDonald's (See: Shit The Bed)
by j2theroc April 6, 2013

by CoNEStEalingMiNt December 19, 2017
