Matty K Griddy too Sturdy

A pretty cute blonde durly haired kid. Has disses on him written by Boaz Lamar. such as koffleria and Like Matt. He is a pretty cute kid and can get annoying sometimes.

Oh Im hanging out with that cute blonde kid, Matty K griddy too sturdy.

I hate when a koffler talk about games, then somebody play, they turn into lames
Then hop online like "play for my bitty," he fakin' for friends and acting like diddy

His hailey a killer, he wanna be junior, they must've forgot the shit that they done

by someonewithdawords May 20, 2024

Matty

When a hockey player scores 3 goals in one game. Previously referred to as hat trick.

Wow he just scored his third goal for a Matty.

by Elkys words February 18, 2024

Matty Lynch

Freshaman basketball team manager

John: Yo what's that freshman basketball team managers name again?
Jack: Ohhh, that's Matty Lynch

by yucabitejakc April 3, 2024

Matty P

The Worst Lighting Board operator to have ever exsisted

"Oh god its matty p, i bet hes wasting his university money doing a engineering degree"

by Chloe :3 November 26, 2024

mattgamer

The fruitiest nigga on the planet of the earth. no rizz. no bitches. no skill on the game in “gamer”. lowkey a CORNBALL

“mattgamers a bitch and west”

by luhkan0 January 9, 2025

matty b with da booty fat

skinny legend (95lb) with big fat ass that can shake the towns upside down.

"YOYOYO ITS MATTY B WITH DA BOOTY FAT AYYYYY WHERE DA PARTY ATTT"

by 7ent January 30, 2025

Matty Mind

Leagues above the average Matty, a Matty Mind is your go-to guy in any situation. Comes in clutch for just about any occasion because he is a certified renaissance man. A true “guy’s guy”, he is insanely loyal to his friends and the best type of dude to chill around. Will usually have long lasting romantic relationships due to aforementioned loyalty. Tends to have an interesting and unique perspective on things that’ll make you reconsider your own. Is known to have a unique sense of humour. Would give you the shirt off his back and his last dollar. Genuinely the best type of guy all around; the kind you bring home to meet your parents. Everyone should have a Matty Mind in their life.

Friend 1: “Fuck, my check engine light just came on again.”
Friend 2: “Why didn’t you have Matty Mind fix it the first time? Call him up, nigga.”

by ProwlerintheYard April 21, 2025