Don't pull a Mason

You say you are going to show up soon and then take a few decades.

Joey: "I'll be there in 40 minutes"
Ben: "Don't pull a Mason"
*2 hours later*
Joey:"I'm here"

by Opuzz July 13, 2020

Layla grace Mason

crazy bitch who you shouldn't trust but you still do, used to have anger issues, gets hurt and crys over the littlest thing.

Also known as #1 Hoe in my contacts.

A: "Layla Grace Mason"
B: "oh that flat ass bitch!"

by badussywarof1817 January 28, 2022

sgt. matthew mason

Cruel, and unsympathetic to the enemy. Liable to deep thoughts that interrupt sentences. one Bad Ass Machine Gunner

There goes SGT. Matthew Mason again. we should run he looks pissed off.

by intollarant fool November 2, 2013

mason jar

A measure of the diameter of the anal sphincter.

Holy shit! Goatse's ass is like 3 mason jars wide!

by spanto May 5, 2005

mason county

Describes a person who did not know what a black person was, till he ventured out of his holler at the adult age of 12, (legally able to drink at 12 in this region).

Usually able to consume 10-12 beers in one sitting, the procede to hit on Fat Chicks at rock concerts.

Only Mason County is crazy enough to get kicked out of a high school basketball game by the rent-a-pig and then go consume beers and the parking lot. Afterwards go hit on the underage cheerleaders.

by The Gook and Cracker Crew (GCC) March 17, 2005

Masonic Temple

A social club for monotheistic men that gives much to valuable charitable social causes.

The secrecy in modern Masonry is really irrelevant. It is simply a leftover from Masonry's past. The Masons get their name from the fact that they were LITERAL stone & mortar masons who built temples to the Supreme God. Later, they became guardians of these temples. Contrary to many religious groups and their teachers, the Masonic Temple views Mazda, Yahweh, Jesus and Allah as just being different names for the SAME PERSON. Zoroastrianism, Judaism, Christianity and Islam are seen more as different DENOMINATIONS of the same true religion, rather than as separate religions. Although some Masons have been led astray throughout history, True Masons want to protect all of these monotheistic religions from harm, which sometimes comes from their sibling religious groups! Yes, some got involved in the Crusades, but, most have set out to keep the peace among all monotheists, and among all people in general.

by The Master Mason August 11, 2006

Mason Roe

Noun - Flaccid Mowhawk that when let loose, looks like the traditional 30's uptight haircut.

That guy with the mullet is standing next to the guy with the mason roe. What an ugly pair.

by Matt January 3, 2005