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st johns lutheran school

A middle school in Lombard Illinois filled with stuck up pricks. Once you find out who the real person inside someone is they will stab you in the back. Teaches are really mean and lots are quiting.
Do you go to st johns lutheran school?
Yeah...
Dang. I feel bad for you!
by People these days December 29, 2015
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A lethal moose

A crazy killer who kills people then rapes their corpse and writes moose on them.
by MALICIOUS TARDS February 20, 2010
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Baltimore Lutheran School

Baltimore Lutheran is a co-education, parochial school located in Towson, Maryland. It is associated with the Lutheran Church Missouri-Synod (LCMS), being operated by an association of local Lutheran congregations. Consequently, students are required to take religion classes for each year enrolled at the school, as well as participate in weekly chapel services. Although many of the students are Lutheran, the school admits people from all Christian denominations.

The student body is aproximately 500 students in grades 6 - 12. Despite its small size, BLS is able to offer a large variety of classes and extracurricular activities. Both its girls' and boys' sports teams are competitive in the demanding IAAM and MIAA leagues. During the 2006 - 2007 school year, the girls' track team won their forth consecutive "B" conference championship; and the girls' lacrosse team one their second consecutive "C" conference championship. The girls' volleyball, boys' cross-country, boys' soccer, girls' field hockey, girls' indoor soccer, and girls' basketball teams were also successful; all of them made it deep into the playoffs.
Baltimore Lutheran School is commonly referred to as BLS or B-lu. Go Saints!
by B-Lu rocks July 3, 2007
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lutheran

A religion where a bunch of people worship a guy who translated the bible.
Guy 1: Dude Im Lutheran
Guy 2: You worship a guy who rewrote the bible?
Guy 1: No he only started the religion
Guy 2: Get a girlfriend, fag
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Lethys

God whom got his ass kicked But came back from the dead to own the pretentious guy with the latin name :).
I erm hmm well I now its like this but somehow kind of.. empty
by I AM JURELL June 14, 2004
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Lethbridge

place. Small Albertan town nestled in a small gorge in the centre of a parched featureless plain. Home to a good variety of second-hand shops and discount tire dealers but lacking any connection to the vibrant stone-quarrying industry that has placed Cardston on the map.

Home to the Broncos ice-curling team and twice voted Canacian Prairie Town of the Year.

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Let's stop in Lethbridge and scrape these grasshopper bodies off the windshield.
by gnostic 1 February 23, 2013
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Leuthesius

1) An asshole in his own right, but pledged to the idea of free thought and association. This is a man who did/does not back down from a fight without good cause, or a definite defeat.

2) Self claimed "New King" of Attica, as per his apparent 'direct translation' of his name.
a) Leu: Greek, "Current"
b) Theseus: Attican king after Aegis; reunited the Attican tribes and founded Athens; Greek Hero.

3) Lives in the United States, and wishes to overthrow the Greek government so he can rule again.

4) Self proclaimed Psychopath
a) "Hey, I'm a psychotic, I know what I'm doing." - Battle of Fifth and Main, December 28th, 1999.
b) "Lets see how many times I can skip this thing." - Conversations with DJ, March 4th, 2004.

5) Scholar
a) Was socked by Stephen Hawking in 2002, as S. Hawking became so very upset at L's positive theories on blackhole / whitehole nexus trafficking, that he got up out of his chair with the same grin and knocked Leuthesius to the ground.

6) Conspiracy Theorist
a) Is 100% certain that Cheney/Bush were/are the cause of the 9/11 attacks
b) Is absolutely sure that Mel Gibson is actually an alien.
c) Same with Jesus.
d) Is certain that a man named "Vinny Jackinthebox Duke" is going to take over the world by hallucination and mindslavery with telepathy in the year 2000.
e) Believes 2005 to be a hoax, it is really 0005.

7) Gypsies
Leuthesius believes he will be dead by the year 2944. (Note 6e)
Like "Good going Napoleon".

"Good going Leuthesius"

"Way to be king Leu, dumbass"
by RazorOutlaw January 28, 2005
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