Locker Bomb

The act of completely covering a friends locker or desk with happy birthday signs.

bob: whoa bro what happened to your locker?
jim: idk
george: you just got locker bombed!

by bobjimgeorge November 30, 2011

Shift Locker

A person who constantly has to use shift lock in Roblox. They twist and spin around people's avatars to get a good look at them, hump people's avatars on a daily basis, and when someone says something "shocking" in the chat (which most of the time it isn't), these shift lockers twist around instantly at the person who said it, acting like what they said was a big deal. It is the dorkiest thing to watch, and if you want to see it for yourself, join these Roblox games they cultivate in: Rate My Avatar, Public Bathroom Simulator, and White Room. There is a 90% chance you will see this happen or it will happen to you.

Person 1: "Erm... heh, imma touch you!"
Person 2: *Instantly faces Person 1, acting all shocked at a commonly repeated and incredibly annoying phrase.*
Person 1: "You fell for my trap, now the entire Gamer League will frown down upon you as the shift locker you are."
Person 2: "NO!!!!!!!!!!"

by Eggego July 31, 2024

Cunt Locker

A locker you keep cunts in

Listen Linda you're being a cunt locker, get away from my man

by thugwaffle88 January 26, 2015

Lesbian locker sex

One day at school I was in the girls shower room just undressing and stepping into the shower, the showers were right next to each other and the doors were like bathroom stall doors so there wasn't much privacy, luckily it's an all girl school that I go to so it's not that big of a deal, when I stepped into the shower my crush lily walked in, she was known for being.....playful when doing the deed but I didn't know at the time, I was a virgan I had never even dated before,I was just showering when I hear her stepping into the shower right next to me and I hear her say" so how long have you liked me" her voice was husky and seductive and I said"i-i don't...w-well..." I was at a loss of words my heart beating faster and she says" You're so cute when you're flustered"she saunters in to my shower stall And I cover my self trying to be decent and before I knew it her lips locked with mine, I melted into the kiss and as I do so her hand goes down to he pussy and she slowly fingers herself which made me wet but I was to scared to do anything and she kissed me deeply her tongue wrapping around mine and she nibbles and sucks my tongue a bit before kissing my neck and giving me a hickey making me softly moan, she makes it to my pussy and thrusts 2 fingers in gently stretching me making me moan in ecstasy

More to come of lesbian locker sex

by The lesbian locker girl March 2, 2025

bottom locker

when tall man bends down to short girl and takes his pointer finger and fingers her shortly until she consents to sex.

man i got a bottom locker even though i'm 6'8 atleast i can finger a girl since a shark bit off my middle finger.

by municpal999\ April 9, 2023

Locker Room Confetti

When one shaves their pubes in a locker room and throws it over top of a surprised co-worker.

It's Ben's birthday today, this calls for some locker room confetti!

by Coondog22 July 27, 2024

The Locker Room Ladies

Pink pussy hat wearers

History Remembered: Trump and the Locker Room Ladies

In an infamous Access Hollywood hot mic moment, Trump expressed his amazement and dismay with the type of women that will allow famous men to fondle them just because they're famous. This criticism did not sit well with what we'll call "the locker room ladies" who in protest chose to strap on pink ski hats intended to resemble female anatomy so as to say we'll use our female anatomy however we want thank you very much and how dare you even comment on our behavior. To show just how serious they were, they then proceeded to vote for history's most famous fondler in the 2020 election. This has been history remembered.

by Objective-Reason Daddy October 24, 2023