Cock Lobster

And extremely sunburnt penis

I went to the nude beach yesterday and now I have a cock lobster

by Airboatgatorpark July 17, 2018

Mini lobster claw

The sexual act of inserting your thumb in her vagina and your pointer finger into her butt and attempting to make them touch by pinching them together like a claw. For beginners

I didn't want to scare her so I only gave her the mini lobster claw

by Secret agent Randy Beans October 19, 2018

Chicago Lobster Boil

When a woman inserts a live lobster's tail into her vagina, and then begins running a lighter along the protruding limbs/face. The pain inflicted on the lobster results in panicked convulsions and the woman experiences multiple, intense orgasms.

"Bitch, why you got a lobster in yo pussy!?"

"It's called a Chicago Lobster Boil, it feels amazing!"

by LobsterFan69420 May 9, 2021

Merciful lobster

Pretty much anyone named Matthias

Wow Matthias is such a merciful lobster

by The man of Paul February 4, 2022

Lewiston lobster roll

A Maine red hot dog, commonly referred to as a red snapper served from the weenie wagon

I'll have 2 lewiston lobster rolls with mustard and ketchup please

by Weenieman04072 August 19, 2023

Full Blown Lobsters

A bad case of crabs or a funny way to say someone has or could possibly have crabs.

'Dude, he doesn't have crabs, he has full blown lobsters!'

by FranceInThePants October 2, 2011

green stuff in that lobster

that ho thats gets in your space to much and you punch that lobster in the face

man i green stuff in that lobster last night

by jkjdfhdf March 29, 2017