you are a liar

You are an asshole. A liar. You lie to your friends. As if they are nothing. Jerk. Fake. Liar. Why? Who cares. You lied.

You are a liar Dakota.

by Sam87 January 4, 2016

liar

a person who lies because they think that they become cool.. n who lie to their frends so they could hang out with their girlfriend.

see mark - a liar who doesnt feel bad about it

by xunoeitx March 24, 2008

Denis Leary

1. An asshole
2. Greatest guy ever
3. My idol

Bill-"Fuck off fatass!"
Dave-"Damn, what a Denis Leary."
Bill-"Thanks!"

by Ah kee yoo August 7, 2003

chronological liar

1) a term used to describe one who keeps his/her lies in order of when they were invented.

2) also used by people who are too ignorant to know that they mean "pathological liar".

ll Sunfleur ll: trish, the one you fk'd with

Centrino: that bitch is a chronological liar

ll Sunfleur ll: what the...?

by SitOnMeShamrok7 March 22, 2013

a liar and a scoundrel

When someone says something you know to be true but you refuse to accept, or just feel like being obnoxious, you call them 'A liar and a Scoundrel'.

Will: Your girlfriends a slag!

Ali: Your a liar and a scoundrel!


Sam: That homework was due in two days ago.

Alex: Your a liar and a scoundrel!

by curlyfries94 March 27, 2009

compulsive liar

Someone who makes up stories because they think they are cool. They aren't fooling anyone.... Kyle.

Kyle was telling Chad about a story about his cat and about when he got ding dong ditched. what a compulsive liar

by Retards for life November 21, 2007

larynodickngitis

swelling and irritation (inflammation) of the voice box (larynx) that is usually associated with hoarseness or loss of voice from having to much dick in your mouth..

Trey: Ey, you know Gertrude lost her voice, I bet she has a cold! :(
Darian:Nah, she lost her voice because she give good head, she got larynodickngitis.

by Foxy Boxy 12 August 10, 2012