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Dress To The Left

When a man wheres a tight pant suit the appropriate direction to point his dick is to the left hand side.
When Nicky Barnes is dressing to impress, he will always dress to the left.
by BallSmelly September 17, 2014
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left on read

To read a massage (typically a text or on a messenger app that signals the sender when the message is seen or "read"), knowing the sender is aware that you've seen the message, and to not respond.

While the term was invented in 2016, the action was first perpetrated, pre-Internet, by Shepherd, who in on February 17, 1996, received a written message in person, and still refused to respond. If he ever responded is still unclear.
I texted my father about it last week, but no response. My own father has me left on read.
by sujthsrj February 20, 2017
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left-aways

When the take-aways are not finished and become left-overs for later consumption.
I'm going to eat the rest of the Chinese left-aways for dinner tonight.
by Scarlett.007 January 5, 2009
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This page intentionally left blank.

Often found in corporate reports, prospectuses, technical documents, and the like, this expression, which itself subverts the very condition it purports to describe, reassures readers that they're not missing important information. Why readers of corporate reports and technical documents might be thought to be looking for important information is a mystery.
Variants: "The rest of this page intentionally left blank." "This cake intentionally left blank.
by Uncle Bradley July 23, 2010
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God has left the server

when god leaves the server
wow "God has left the server" on hypercord
by Klasky November 21, 2017
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Left Lane Vigilante

The asshole who is driving the speed limit in the left lane creating a long line of cars behind them because they think they are going fast enough.
I was behind a left lane vigilante today so I tailgated her and kept my high beams on.
by FoxNewser July 23, 2008
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ate and left no crumbs

a definition for someone who did a very good job, the person ate (did a good job) and left no crumbs (didn't do any mistakes)
a: jiafei ate and left no crumbs
t: i agree
by anonymous June 30, 2022
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