A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

What I call homo-sapiens who know the spartan prayer: "Achilles, the frequency auditor, born by hands and killed by feet because he was so endowed in the trench that he was laid to rest so a female can portray the rest" and are addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Do you know the spartan prayer and are addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: A Sir Lance A Lot (Señor Lancastor to become Sir Lanks)...

by Abreathofaversaillian January 24, 2025

Lancing it out

You lose your home and your career in a hospital you appear

Q:You heard about lance

A:Yeah he’s lancing it out

by JkJn March 7, 2023

Lance

This person is a jerk. He normally has many girlfriends, and then you will see some girls crying. He strings them along, for a while, until a new girl comes, and then he dumps her. He takes you in his group, criticizes you, then kicks you when you are down. DONT GO NEAR OR BEFREND A LANCE. HE WILL KILL YOU.

Did you see that Bully? Yeah, he is such a lance!
I just got dumped by Lance and now he is with my best friend!

by LuluElla April 24, 2019

Lance

The realest clown around.

He decided to become a Lance and join the ruthless world of the circus

by TheOC January 29, 2020

lance

addicted to sex + gay and down bad for his manz

lance: more daddy ahh ~~~

by wjshwhwhshhss December 13, 2021

Lancing

Extreme steepening of nipples/extreme fit of dress. Also used when butt is showing out.

I just saw my mate lancing.

by Mutate June 24, 2015

Lance

A best friend that's very trustworthy and who matches with your vibe. They're the best person that could be your friend and one who listens and understands your problems assuring you that they are there for you and they will really make your whole day better. Very independent when it comes to tasks but has to have someone to do the task with them, yk ;).
If you're reading this, remember that you're whole worth isn't defined just by words and my definition is very limited, but it doesn't mean that you aren't more beautiful both on the outside and outside, I'm thankful to be your friend hoe <3

"Hey, look it's him!"
"Who's him?"
"LANCEE!!"

by i.love.you.sm December 3, 2020