the shyest person i've ever known, but lights up a room with his smile. he's so talented and he doesn't even know it.
by urfavceci October 17, 2023
Get the Lancemug. An absolute unit.
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro
100% Alpha Male
Will try and bench press you at the gym to impress a girl.
Streams Fortnite with hopes to become pro
Michael: Noah look at that lance Shelton at the gym.
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one
Noah: Man that’s an alpha male if I’ve ever seen one
by Balakay12 November 8, 2019
Get the Lance Sheltonmug. by TheOC January 29, 2020
Get the Lancemug. by calvin Phd August 3, 2020
Get the lance videosmug. To die a cruel and unusual death by boredom, PowerPoint, charts, and emergency drill procedures. Known to cause blindness (temporary or permanent) from having to stare at loud, multi-colored Ralph Furley-looking button-up shirts.
by TotalFraud73 May 10, 2023
Get the LANCEDmug. by Itsasecret186 November 6, 2022
Get the Lancemug. 