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Long and a half

When something too long enough, it long and half.
friend: how long was your hit?
me: shit, it was long and a half.
by urbancurryman June 12, 2020
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long-hauler

A pandemic victim for which the negative impacts to their health and related symptoms persist for months or years after being infected with the virus.
A long-hauler with prolonged suffering from Covid-19 seems to go unnoticed by many in part because they are bed ridden and in social isolation.
by mlhiss September 7, 2020
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long bagger

A male who inserts his testicles (both) into his own anus allowing them to rub and stimulate his prostrate as he walks around thereby giving him an erection. Usually only able to be accomplished by males with unnaturally stretched scrotums.
That Rick is such a long bagger he spends all his time off walking around his yard long bagging while mowing his lawn.
Ron long bags his life away, we need to have an intervention to save him.
I enjoy being a long bagger, though its just a hobby right now I hope to go pro one day.
by frankhepstien September 16, 2012
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Matthew Long

Otto von rizzmark
The last rizzort
Got a ticket for the polar rizzpress
Artirizzal intelligence
Natural Rizzaster
First Rizzponder
Member of the nation of Rizzlam
Crizztiano Rizzaldo
Rizzaldinho
The grand rizzard
Ghost of rizzmas past
13 rizzons why
The rizzler
Rizzly bear
The boy who cried rizz
Abraham rizzcoln
Adolf Rizzler
Rizzy Neutron
A degree in quantum rizzics
Barack Rizzbama
Need a rizztraining order
Anakin rizzwalker
Rizzard of oz
Lord of the rizz
Performed a rizzerruction
Rizzosaurus Rex
From the village hidden in the rizz
Offering rizztitution and rizzarations
Glenn Rizzmire
Rizz Khalifa
Martin Luther Rizz
Kamala Harizz
Rizzy Hendrix / Jimi Hendrizz
Rizzilicious
Rizziliguous
Rizziologist
Rizzillionaire
Rizz Ranger The rizz reaper
Leader of the rizzistance
Chrizz Brown
Rizzolph the Rizz-nosed deer
Wolverizz
Head coach of the Memphis Rizzlies
Prisoner of rizzkaban
Rizzaholic
Rizza Parks
Rizz: Hemsworth
Albert Rizzenstein
Playing rizzident evil
Mike rizzowski
Franklin D Rizzevelt
Queen Erizzabeth
Kyle Rizzenhouse
Walt Rizzney
Signed the declaration of rizzdependence
From the state of Rizzouri
Rizz Al Ghul
Corona Virizz
Rizztafarian
Rizzie Smalls
R(izz) Kelly
Rizzil war veteran
Rizz and Morty
Geralt of Rizzia
Alvin and the Rizzmunks
by Tedez December 19, 2022
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Long legged

When used to describe someone, it would mean liar, wrong, or ignorant.
When used as an expression it means calling something BS.

The longer or bigger the lie or expression the longer the leg.
"That is some long legged bullshit ma'am."
Person: "You're cute."
Girl: "Leg."
by _User_not_found_ November 16, 2020
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Long S

A old English letter used to add ſ instead of the letter s
Me: hey
Friend: what?
Me: what is this symbol ſ?
Friend: oh that’s long s, it used to add long s instead of the letter s.
Me: cool
by þe olde shoppe July 15, 2022
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Long Idiot

by roxasthenobody98 April 24, 2022
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