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Hot Log

An unusually long turd that makes its way out of your asshole at an unusually hot temperature.
*toilet water splashes*
You: Wow, that one was a hot log!
by Vultrex480 December 21, 2022
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fog log

A joint and/or blunt of gigantic proportions.
Man, I went to Willie's house last night, and that dude rolled up one hell of a fog log.
by prospero418 April 3, 2009
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Brushing the Log

When Air comes out of your ass it brushes the log of shit that makes it smell as it exits your anus. (Also known as a Fart)
I was just brushing the log, now you can smell my Feices air in your nose.
by Vivers November 8, 2011
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log launcher

Bert's going to cram two fingers up Ernie's log launcher when he gets home tonight.
by Hidge Quincel January 16, 2018
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Pre-Log

1)A fart before you take a dump
Man I had to poo hella bad last night turns out it was just a huge pre-log
by Whiteshadow8 June 9, 2013
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Log paulen

by gigantic arss April 9, 2019
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Flaming Log

A last-ditch effort made by a horny male to get someone to satisfy their sexual desires where they dowse their penis in lighter fluid and set it ablaze. The hope is to have another person put out the flames with their hands or mouth and fulfill the sexual desires. A very high risk high reward scenario.
“I knew Gavin liked me but I didn’t think he’d make a flaming log for me... good thing it worked.”
by EternalEmailingSystem January 14, 2021
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