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lesbian

A fictitious creature. Fabled to be a female only sexually attracted to it's own kind. Unable to fight the urge for a penis or penis shaped object these creatures are factually impossible to exist. Much like people enjoy pretending to be vampires, werewolves, dragons, angels, and many other mythical beings; many women still enjoy the feeling of "being a lesbian". At least until reality kicks in and they remember they can't fly, breath fire, transform, or live without penis.
Guy: "so what do u enjoy doing in your spare time"

Girl: "don't even try that on me, I'm a lesbian."

Guy: "oh really, so you enjoy roll playing too"
by spanky010 August 20, 2008
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Lesbianic

somthing that has to do with a girl liking another girl
The way that girl kissed her friend who is also a girl was very lesbianic
by Minnie254 December 29, 2007
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lesbian

Jim-"dude, did you see that round of lesbian mud wresling?"

Me-"yea it was like porn"
by jeffay1234657890 October 1, 2008
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Lesbian

No-Men.
Women (or anyone identifying as anything but a male,) who do not experience sexual attraction, or any attraction at all, to someone who identifies as a male.
boy - "You're lesbian, right?"
girl - "Yeah"
boy - "So you love only women??"
girl - "Just because I'm a lesbian doesn't mean I love only women. There are other genders too, dingus."
by Alya Petrov June 20, 2022
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Lesbian

A woman or fem nonbinary person who is exclusively attracted to other women.
Not here for men's enjoyment, no, you can't "join in"
Kestrel and Valerie are married. They are Lesbian.
by anonymous December 22, 2020
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Lesbian

Girl 1: hey.. we’ve been friends for 3 years

Girl 2: yeah so?
Girl 1: so..you know I’m lesbian right?
Girl 2: yeah it’s pretty obvious

Girl 1: wanna make out?

Girl 2: hell yeah

Random dude: *takes a pic* I’m sending this to the authorities
by Gayvibesonly June 2, 2022
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Lesbian

a non-man who loves non-men exclusively

this can include nonbinary people who love women, women who love women, nonbinary people who love nonbinary people, etc.
(man) “hey i think you’re really cute, wanna go out sometime?”
(lesbian) “oh sorry, im not into guys”
by peepeelover420 July 26, 2021
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