Montana Muzzle loader

The act of putting your freshly chewed copenhagen wintergreen tobacco into a females anus and jamming it in with your penis.

dan: hey man, how did your night go with that chick you picked up at the bar?

Dalt: oh man, she was a freak, i gave her the Montana muzzle loader!

by wu-tang kid September 22, 2011

log leaver

A person who refuses to or forgets to flush their terds down the toilet after they shit. Works especially well at a friends house.

I dont want jenn comming over anymore. She came over and left me a log. Shes a log leaver.

by C.Lone July 1, 2007

Leaper

A person who was born on February 29th also known as Leap Day

Day: When’s your brithday?

Eli: February 29th, I’m a leaper

Day: That’s really cool! So how old are you then?

Eli: My birthday comes every 4 years so I’m 6 years old lol.

by Deathcabforeli December 26, 2018

leaker farts

Those insanely embarrassing tiny little pressure-farts that come squeaking out of your anus at the worst moments such as at a wedding or at dinner with your in-laws.

Although it could have easily been mistaken for muffled submachine gun sounds in the distance, it became quickly clear from the horrid stench that is was my leaker farts.

by Dr Bunnygirl November 9, 2019

Scandinavian Belly Loader

The act of ejaculating in a sexual partners belly button.

"Dude, where have you been?"

"Oh man, I was giving this who er an awesome Scandinavian belly loader. Her belly button is so messy now."

"Sweet!"

by I skeet freely January 28, 2009

log leaver

A person who doesnt flush his crap down the toilet.

Jen came over and left a log in my toilet again. Shes a log leaver.

by ronnie w July 1, 2007

Leaders Led

A unique progressive rock band from Massachusetts whose fusion of blues, jazz, funk and reggae/dubb undertones gained them a strong following and a sound they can truly call their own. Their official website is www.leadersled.com

Battleground is my favorite Leaders Led song.

by LL Fan February 4, 2010