D1: You drank something that fucked up your kidneys and pissed them off. It retaliated by making your piss feel like magma.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
D2: You are starting to value your dicks health and want to retract it when you pee, but it's still a bit tight. You decide to do it anyway and the foreskin shuts the pee valve 90% and makes your pee feel like its 9000 degrees.
D3: You finally get circumcised, but you still feel sensitive. You are in the shower and you are washing your dick. A lot of soap ends up getting there, and you can feel a bit of burning down your urethra. You decide its nothing and go on about your day. You feel like you need to pee and go to the toilet. You feel a shit ton of burning magma piss shoot out. You think your body is gonna explode, but you remember soap and sensitive dick don't mix well.
Guy 1: OW FUCK WHY DOES MY PISS FEEL LIKE LAVA?
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
Guy 2: You need to take precautions. Don't get the Lava Pee case.
Guy 1: Oh okay- wait what the fuck are you doing in the bathroom?! Get out!!!!
Guy 2: Just sayin. The Lava Pee case can be prevented.
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Mormon's Prayer: "There are no losses, straight finesse, call me shalashaska, Used to call me absurd now I pull up on the curve because I smack more backs that I care to admit, I swear I spit hot lava and that is my sword."
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