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Hao kristian

The act of soiling and / or freezing your underpants , sheerly for comedic relief.
"The party was dying so I Hao Kristianed and we laughed about it for generations to come "

-ghandi probably
by Notstek69 July 31, 2023
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dirty kristian

When another girl licks chocolate off you and then proceeds to elbow drive you
Yeah my chest hurt from last night my girl gave me a dirty Kristian
by Rizzzzze October 14, 2023
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Do a Kristan

stimulate one's genitals with one's hand for sexual pleasure.
one sec fellas, gotta go Do a Kristan
by elbananollamo March 21, 2022
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Mike and Kristan

The definition of soulmates. They fight for each other, respect one another and love like crazy. They saved each other from the dark and when they took each others hands, they just knew that something great awaited them. They were destined to be together and would ride or die and face whatever life threw at them. Forever wasn’t long enough for their love is what they always said.
That’s so Mike and Kristan, I am so jealous!
by K84 May 29, 2023
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