crack knocker

a person that knocks on your door and asks for crack

"knock knock"
"whos there"
"the crack knocker"
"ohh come right in"

by J_a_stunna September 29, 2006

Sloppy Knockers

The sweet sweet mounds of bang baby at a luau. Characterized by dirty snoose, and steazy bros. Also, accented by eccentric names, involving T's L's and X's.

Chick: WTF?

T(vowel)X(vowel)L: Oh lord! My sloppy knockers are a jingling and a-jangling.

by Arroni January 22, 2010

hop knocker

A BITCH ASS NIGER

karli: "heh you hop knocker?!"
renee: "heh i'm not a bloody bitch ass niger?!?!!?!?!?"

by biology bitch April 15, 2017

Fart knocker

when your having sex and air somehow gets trapped between you and your partners chest area, causing a farting sound. thus, fart knockers.

what the hell was that noise?

don't be alarmed, those were just my fart knockers

by alci hall November 18, 2009

Whore knocker

A woman who provides regular sexual favours for many people. Money need not change hands to be considered one.

My mate was on his way home and a big set of blue balls on him. So he dropped into see the local whore knocker for a servicing.

by thecount11 June 2, 2015

dip knocker

A really dumb person who has no sexual appeal

He is a dip knocker

by Tghjk March 19, 2017

Hob-Knocker

A phrase use to describe someone who is drunk and slaps people with their dick. It commonly happens when someone is drunk of vodka or sambooka. They didn't censor this word when it was used in iCarly. No wonder the show aired on nickelodean.

British Guy: Back off hob-knocker!
American Savage: Ur Gay.

by A Savage Catholic June 19, 2016