The epitome of stupidity and self-centeredness. The Justin tends to love boasting about how amazing he is and how he's better than everyone else, though he really isn't. His large ego makes up for his lack of junk.
'Wow... you're almost as small as Justin!' 'Hey! That's mean! My prick DOES exist!'
'Only Justin can love himself.'
'Only Justin can love himself.'
by saveyourscissors June 8, 2009
Get the Justinmug. Justines are funny, clever people who get nervous in public. They will often panic and say silly or dumb things. Justines like to change their hair colors; the hair color doesn't matter, however, because they really are trying to distract the viewer from the curly-headed mop they call hair. Justines also like to get naked with other people, but would go under a pseudonym such as "Janice" to distract attention from their nighttime activities.
Friend: Justine, were you just making out with that ginger?
Justine: Janice is such a slut! ... I panicked!
Justine: Janice is such a slut! ... I panicked!
by Penelope Carmichael May 9, 2011
Get the Justinemug. an extremely hot male. he usually has amazing, but wacky skills at basketball. is unusually obsessed with long socks,and has a temper but is the cutest, funniest guy you will ever meet. sometimes called Siilver. totally amazing.:
by PSEUxDONYMM January 14, 2009
Get the [justin]mug. A small child like man. Who drives big trucks to make up for the lack of size in his pants. And enjoys playing with children in inappropriate ways
by hawk69er December 22, 2009
Get the Justinmug. A hairy beast of a man usually found at the bar between the hours of midnight and 2AM. This subject is the worst of the worst when it comes to bad pick up lines. He makes loud growling noises when left to his own and normally has a large stain on his pants around his pelvic region. A real wast of human skin.
Bill: Look at that skumbag at the bar.
Julia: Yeah he tried to pick me up by saying "Heaven must be missing an angel" I said "Why?" and he said, "Because you landed in my life"
Bill: Damn, what a Justin.
Julia: Yeah he tried to pick me up by saying "Heaven must be missing an angel" I said "Why?" and he said, "Because you landed in my life"
Bill: Damn, what a Justin.
by Masek One March 13, 2010
Get the Justinmug. no friends, complete liar about everything, very small cock, wears abnormally large shirts, drama starter, rumor spreader, faggot, out of the closet homosexual, is a virgin(and always will be), listens to bands hes never heard of in his life, and a poser little bitch.
justin.. = (read definition)
by itdoesntmatterdoesit September 18, 2010
Get the Justinmug. Justin, a HUGE doucher, a boy who deserves to die, sexy but needs to get a fucking clue about how to treat girls, he makes 13 year old girls fall for him and give him BJs, he pretends to care and will leave as soon as he gets your pussy, he's a genius but he's fail his freshman year 3 times, a pedofile, comes back as soon as you get over him, needs to get a life and treat people better. End of the description of Justin. (Not ALL Justins)
*Boy comes back after having sex with a girl and leaving her for months RIGHT after she gets over him FINALLY!!*
Boy" Hey..."
Girl: "FUCK YOU!! YOU'RE SUCH A JUSTIN YOU ASS!!!"
Boy" Hey..."
Girl: "FUCK YOU!! YOU'RE SUCH A JUSTIN YOU ASS!!!"
by rabidkitty October 6, 2010
Get the Justinmug.