fun juice

(noun.) collective term for alcoholic beverages, used in an affectionate context and never with negative connotations.

Barkeep, several measures of fun juice for me and my companions. We're parched.

by Grand master suave October 27, 2011

Anarchy Juice

An alcoholic punch that is used to get your party guests absolutely trashed.
Ingredients:
1. 1 Bottle of grain alcohol
2. A few dashes of blue food coloring
3. 500 micrograms of liquid LSD
4. A dash of rainwater (optional but encouraged)

Guy 1: "Dude what did we do last night?"
Guy 2:"I don't remember anything after that senior gave us something called Anarchy Juice. I just remember it tasting a little blue and then I started tripping balls.."

by percisi0n November 6, 2019

Juice Cleanse

Expensive bottles that harbor an inexpensive carrot/broccoli liquid that more or less help with a BM (bowel movement)/or more commonly known as a shit

"I really wanted to drop 8 pounds before a party this weekend so I thought what better way to shit out your weight than with a juice cleanse."

by The Original Shitter December 15, 2013

bladder juice

The liquid contained by the urinary bladder of many terrestrial animals, also known as pee-pee, piss, whiz or number one. In mammals, this liquid is frequently pungent and colored some shade of yellow. Bladder juice can be recycled as a beverage in states of dire emergency, and also for the lulz.

Sometimes when I'm suffering from cotton mouth while taking a piss, I will direct the whiz stream up to my pie hole and take a few sips of my delicious bladder juice.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. May 17, 2014

weezin' the juice

The act of drinking a 'slurpee' or 'ICEE' product, directly from the it's tap.

Stoney and Link went to the 7/11, but were kicked out when they were caught weezin' the juice.

by The crustiest vato you've ever witnessed July 2, 2006

weezing the juice

sticking your mouth underneath the nozzle of a frozen drink machine at a 7-11 or a convinence store, and drinking the frozen goodness, then leaving with out paying

me and frank went up to 7-11, weezed the juice, and ran out.

by carie November 10, 2003

Pecker juice

Ointment from a mans penis. Secretion of seminal fluid.

Lamar: I shot her mouth full of my pecker juice Chip!

Chip: Homerun Lamar!!!

by Chippah1234 November 17, 2013