juan bobo

Spanish slang for a slow minded person

Do I look like some kind of Juan bobo to you?

by JoeeB September 24, 2020

The Mighty Juan

While the female is giving the male a blowjob, just as he is starting to cum she reaches up and pulls the hair on his butthole.

Hey babe, can I give you a blowjob? I wanna see if you're The Mighty Juan.

by revengeiskey January 19, 2016

Andre-Juan

Andre-Juan is both stunning and brave. They're so beautiful you can't even look at them without feeling ashamed. Andre-Juan is a force to be reckoned with and everyone wants to be with them while feeling inadequate that they can't ever be them. Andre-Juan will probably fuck your man, but it's for your own good, and you approve. You love Andre-Juan. We all love Andre-Juan. Everyone needs an Andre-Juan in their lives but not everyone deserves Juan. When Andre-Juan is done with you, they are DONE, and everyone knows you're Done then. Andre-Juan is kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking and definitely smarter than you. Andre-Juan is the Juan.

Bro, do you wanna fuck Andre-Juan? I wanna fuck Andre-Juan but I'm a SIMP

by Just a Heauxle November 23, 2021

Juan Valdez

A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty

"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."

by the FRenchporker March 7, 2009

molly-juan

Molly-Juan is the most trendy girl alive. She is in juanation which makes her 10000000000x better. She is married to Matt Daddario, and they have the hottest British child alive. She also loves reading weird books about death.

Molly-Juan has the best shimmy in the world. " wow is that Molly-Juan over there doing the shimmy?"

by Juanita/Juanation September 15, 2017

Juan Pablo

He is the most handsome, sexy, tall, strong, funny being created by God.

He also has a big dick.

I wish Juan Pablo choked me.

by lovergirl24769 November 22, 2021

Dodge Juan

The Don Juan AFTER you have slept with him, thus he will avoid any contact with you.

- What happened with you and Mark ? I thought you had something going on ?
- Naah, we had sex, and now he's pulling a Dodge Juan on me

by 22flux January 29, 2009