Juan, a fat piece of shit, usually doesn't have friend's, or a social life. He is bisexual and his brother wonders why he is so sweaty. He is max level Orochi on For Honor and is a shit light spammer at the game. Unintelligent, Depressed, Fat, Bisexual, socially awkward.
"That man Juan Fernandez is so sweaty and likes to eat out his brother!"
"Dont be a fat ass Juan Fernandez"
"Dont be a fat ass Juan Fernandez"
by SwappOnYT June 26, 2019
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Honey! That toco truck is making its return. Get the wrap out, it’s time for a Juan Carlos.... better double up.
by The carls September 26, 2019
Get the Juan Carlos mug.Andre-Juan is both stunning and brave. They're so beautiful you can't even look at them without feeling ashamed. Andre-Juan is a force to be reckoned with and everyone wants to be with them while feeling inadequate that they can't ever be them. Andre-Juan will probably fuck your man, but it's for your own good, and you approve. You love Andre-Juan. We all love Andre-Juan. Everyone needs an Andre-Juan in their lives but not everyone deserves Juan. When Andre-Juan is done with you, they are DONE, and everyone knows you're Done then. Andre-Juan is kinda hot, kinda sexy, hysterically funny, but not funny-looking and definitely smarter than you. Andre-Juan is the Juan.
by Just a Heauxle November 23, 2021
Get the Andre-Juan mug.A fictional character that has appeared in advertisements for the National Federation of Coffee Growers of Colombia since 1959. He typically appears alongside his sidekick Conchita that carry's sacks of harvested coffee beans. "100% Colombian Coffee the richest coffee in the world"
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
Even though apparently "Juan Valdez drinks Costa Rican coffee"
He is also seen in Bruce Almighty
"Who's that guy the rides mystical donkeys though the hills of Columbia,and picks Bag after Bag of coffee beans?"
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
"OH that's Juan Valdez."
by the FRenchporker March 7, 2009
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by Juanita/Juanation September 15, 2017
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Get the Juan Pablo mug.- What happened with you and Mark ? I thought you had something going on ?
- Naah, we had sex, and now he's pulling a Dodge Juan on me
- Naah, we had sex, and now he's pulling a Dodge Juan on me
by 22flux January 29, 2009
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