Jordan

Jordan is a name derived from the Jordan River. Similar to the River, Jordan means "downward flowing." The name is common in all genders, but Jordans are pretty epic in general. Jordans are almost always talented in the athletic department. Basketball, baseball, hockey... Jordans dominate every sports. Furthermore, individuals with this name typically posses humorous qualities and somewhat refined attributes. Most Jordans are also very intelligent. If you know a Jordan, you are a very lucky person. If you are a Jordan, you're even luckier.

Woah, sis, (person number 1) is really cool beans! He/she must be a JORDAN.

I wish I could sit at JORDAN'S lunch table, I would be the most popular kid!
Jordan deserves a good high five for all of his/her contributions to improving our society.

by HaveANiceDay472 February 27, 2019

Jordan

A girl who can give you the boner affect with just a whisper.

*whispers* jordan is giving me the you know what affect

by Earlungess March 12, 2015

Jordan

An ugly man who’s insecure about a big mole on his face. He’s not very intelligent and is not very good at anything at all.

He got an F on his test, his name must be Jordan.

by BigScrotum69 January 22, 2019

Jordan

A general asshole with anger issues who always thinks he's right even when he isn't. Jordans are typically antisocial, dramatic and very loud.

Friend: Get the fuck away from me!
Me: Why are you being such a Jordan?

by Eggrollhol December 7, 2019

Jordan

A fat blob

Jordan is asking to play fortnite again, quick someone throw some food out the party while we run

by eijia May 10, 2019

Jordan

Usually dark haired and brown eyed. He may seem a bit shy at first, but when u get to know him, he is a really nice guy. He's very artistic and has an imaginative mind. He might get competitive sometimes but it doesn't last long.
He also has a big dick.

Jordan is really nice.
Wow, Jordan you're so good at art.
Jordan, that's a big gat!

by U.dont.know May 22, 2018

Jordan

A jordan just knows everything about financing. You can ask him everything about finances, credits, etc. and he will know it. He always has a emergency plan and he always has money.

Also he knows how to use credit cards to pay credits and vise-versa.

Arnold: "Woah he sure knows how to handle money"
J.B: "He is a jordan"
Arnold: "Ohh k"

Jordan: "I have bought my third credit card to pay my second credit off. It's working perfectly"
Mister Q: "How can you manage all these credits and credit cards?"
Jordan: "I am a master of finances!"

by Drachenlover919 July 17, 2018