A tall skinny guy who likes to rizz up thick gay guys. This guy will not man up and let the thick man stack donuts on it.
by bigdaddy0909 March 15, 2024
Get the Jonahmug. Jonah is the loudest person you'll ever meet. When you go up to him, he'll yell "Hi _____!" His voice is extremely high but he's a good person. When you find a Jonah, never let go of him because he'll brighten your day and always find a way to make you laugh.
Kayden: have you seen jonah
(high pitched sounds and laughs come from the bathroom)
Landon: found him.. *laughs*
(high pitched sounds and laughs come from the bathroom)
Landon: found him.. *laughs*
by anonymous February 16, 2024
Get the Jonahmug. A man that has a massive bunda (ASS)! A Jonah usually is a ass merchant and loves to shake it on people.
by NevenMinard October 11, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. by People who know. November 22, 2021
Get the Jonahmug. Are you in the closet, that’s so jonah.
by OhShitHi April 29, 2020
Get the Jonahmug. His blonde hair is thinning but his smile is wide. He’s short, but a genius. His penis is small but he has a great heart.
by Shmuelh16 February 13, 2022
Get the Jonahmug. The best, silliest guy ever!! best person 2 play regretevator, RMA, and cof with!!!! he's david irl i dont care what anyone says!!1
on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.
and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,
on a more serious note, Jonah you're truly amazing, i would do anything for you and you're honestly the reason i want to wake up in the morning. I hope you get everything you want in life, if you ever decide you want to let me go id still be happy, because i got to know you in the first place. You and florence are genuinely the light of my life and you two never fail to make me smile or laugh. I love you both, so much. and i love you jonah, never let anyone make you feel like youre unworthy because you arent.
and of course, as a The Outsiders fan,
Stay gold, Jonah.
by simonzluv March 10, 2024
Get the Jonahmug.