Swift Johnsoning

The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"

"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"

by Agnostic Priest January 22, 2019

Johnson Sleeve

Is another word for a condom.

Hey stop at the store so i can pick up some johnson sleeves fo sho.

I was smuttin this bitch last night and my johnson sleeve broke.

by Joenig786 October 23, 2008

Todd Johnson

The act of rubbing super glue on your face before giving a unshaved man a blowjob. This leaving you with a pube goatee.

"Did you see that guys beard? I bet he got it from a Todd johnson."

by MacDaddy Johnson January 10, 2020

adryanna johnson

The best friend I've ever had. I really miss you, I've been trying to find you but I can't find you anywhere. If you see this please message me. I miss my best friend 🙁 - Cat

Adryanna Johnson is the best friend I've ever had

by Toxicat_xox February 13, 2022

lachlan johnson

life of the party,awesome,tall

you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party

by dragonslayer101XD October 18, 2018

Jingle Johnson

A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic

Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

alexis johnson

A dope ass female who is amazing at soccer and can get any man she wants Even your boyfriend Hunny

God I wish I was Alexis Johnson

by Daqueenk April 26, 2017