Jingle Johnson

A broke guy, but not exactly. He always carries a shitload of change that jingles as he walks but has no bills or plastic

Esmeralda: Hey Ronnie is coming this way
Roxanne: I can't stand that Jingle Johnson, I am outta here

by Jumbled McGobbledygook January 24, 2021

Swift Johnsoning

The art of rubbing your ass across the floor with your pants down while repeatedly saying "Oh Long Johnson"

"What are you doing here Taylor Swifting?"
"He's not Taylor Swifting, that's old stuff."
"Yeah now you do it while seeing how many times you can say Oh Long Johnson"
"Swift Johnsoning is the latest memeing craze!"

by Agnostic Priest January 22, 2019

Ben Johnson

Steroids, specifically winstrol

He swole AF, he's on the Ben Johnson
He was small until he found Ben Johnson

by Darren The Great June 1, 2022

lachlan johnson

life of the party,awesome,tall

you gotta invite lachlan johnson to the party

by dragonslayer101XD October 18, 2018

Juicy Johnson

When eating box (giving a woman head) sometimes spelling out letters with your tongue seems to be very effective. So that's spelling The word juicy Johnson has famously been the most effective.

"Hommie gave her the old juicy Johnson last night... she was screaming"

by Artoiz February 6, 2022

Palmer Johnson

A euphemism for masturbation. A play on the words “palm”, because of the use of the hand, and “Johnson”, which is a slang word for the penis.

Thinking to self: Damn, I really need to fade the Palmer Johnson.

by OhNahBruh June 17, 2018

Johnson Beard

Pubic hair that has grown longer than one's right thumb.

Dude, my Johnson beard looks like the Amazon jungle during the summer

by Mr. handfart January 10, 2011