Joey

Joey is the type of guy you want to be friends with or more then friends because he will also be there for you when it's important. He will also give you really sweet compliments when you aren't sure of yourself. He is also a hilarious guy and will always make you laugh even if it is just because of his stupidity he will still make you laugh. He also is not a morning person at all he gets kinda grumpy but it's cute. You never want to lose a Joey because he is smart, kind, an amazing person and a big goofball.
Person: Haha I just tried to wake Joey up

Person: that was a good joke Joey
by PieteoMarvel April 15, 2019
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A mega fag that doesn't know how to shut the fuck up, will constantly bitch about random people.
Look it's Joey I wonder who he is talking about now.
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This is misused a lot. Many people assume that a joey is someone who always follows another person. Though it may be that two people may just be best friends. Not all BFF's are joeys.
Ugh, look them two are such joeys ha ha ha!
by Anonymous_796 June 05, 2017
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joey loves pizza and is fat if there not fat there not joey
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A "man" who is more like a child than an adult, a manchild. Joey's are usually either just really goofy guys or they are just a bit slow.
1.
Bob: Is it alright if my friend Joey tags along with us tonight?
Bill: Alright, sure.
Bob: Cool. And oh yeah, Joey is a bit slow, so try not to laugh at him or make fun of him when he does or says something stupid, and believe me, he will.
Bill: Dude, you didn't need to tell me he was slow. It's already implied when his name is Joey.

2.
Jim: wow that guy is a fucking idiot, I can't believe he didn't understand that simple joke I told, everyone else got it!
Tom: Calm down, his name's Joey. He can't help it.
Jim: Oh that makes sense.

3.
Josh: this guy where I work is such a manchild, he was late for work yesterday and you know what his excuse was? His favorite episode of SpongeBob was on TV and he couldn't miss it.
Bill: Oh wow I bet his name is Joey.
Josh: It is...

4.
Random person: Does anybody else have names for all their toes and sing songs to them every night before bed?
Zach: No, nobody else does that, I think you're the only person who does that weird shit. I bet your name is Joey!
The random weirdo: Yeah it is, wait how did you know that?
Zach: because only someone named Joey would do anything that retarded!
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Gay men that surround and fall in love with only straight men.
He's a joey so if you're gay you have no chance with him.
by dlall82 November 07, 2014
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what you call a youth from New Jersey, New York, Connecticut who is visiting the Ski areas of Southern vermont
Hey look at that Joey, what a dork, or on many occasions, from which the name comes, you will hear a loud voice shouting, "Joooooeeeeeeyyyyy", I am assuming, for the child to return to the brood.
by Pawblo August 31, 2007
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