jess

Another term for a homosexual activity known as feltching.

Poor Wally decided to stay home and jess his boyfriend.

by Michael Wayne July 28, 2008

Jess

Jess, commonly a shortened name of Jessica, is a rather tall girl. Jess has blonde hair and blue eyes. She thinks she funny although is not that funny at all. However Jess can be rather nice however talks behind everyone’s back no matter how close you are to her. In addition to thinking she is funny, she also thinks she is extremely pretty although,, she isn’t. Her high ego causes her behave like a thot, and constantly try to gloat and brag, although no one really cares because they know she is a thot. Jess is actually rather ugly and not that smart. She is desperate and fake, and will get with anyone she can, not only to just have the title of girlfriend and boyfriend but also to try and make other people jealous because she managed to score a really good person. She try’s to antagonise people although no one is scared of her and she won’t fight anyone. No one really likes her.

Person 1: who is that?

Person 2: ugh that’s Jess

Person 1: what’s so ‘ugh’ about her?

Person 2: She’s so fake

Person 1: Oh she’s ‘that’ jess?? I’ve heard about ‘her’

Person 2: Yeah, let’s go before she comes over

by c0w July 19, 2019

Jessing

VERB : to be super excited; basically be adoorrable!; make and execute sudden plans for everyone, thereby creating happy memories; to be cheerful and cheer everyone else around; source of happy vibes

"so what have you been upto all weekend ?"
"Nothing much.. just jessing around"

by guy_beyond the_sky October 16, 2016

jess

ginger.

hey is that a jess, bet shes ginger

by alphamale456675 March 14, 2022

Jess

A slag that attempts to cheat on every man she has. A huge compulsive liar and an attention seeker. If you get this bitch as a partner. You’re either stupid or thirsty

Man 1: i got a girl bruh
Man 2: sweet! Who is it?
Man 1: Jess
Man 2: eww you need to fucking higher your standards, man
Man 1: noo... shes different
Man2: you battered man i got no respect for you no more

by Soldierhero November 4, 2019

jessed

Getting over-served with alcohol and subsequently drunk dialing all your ex-girlfriends, current girlfriends, and friends. Often without realizing you are doing it.

My phone records suggest I got f'ing jessed last night.

by WhistlerVegas2 December 20, 2008

A Jess

To accidentally add far too much seasoning to a piece of food, such as by unscrewing a bottle's lid that is meant to flip open, and yet continuing eating the piece off food regardless of how painful or disgusting it may have become.

That's a huge mound of crushed red pepper you got there...you pulled a Jess didn't you? Wait...you're still eating it?

by Abernathy April 29, 2008