Person 1: Hey Person 2, did you hear about Finkelstein at the Jason Derulo concert last Saturday?
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
Person 2: No Person 1, what happened?
Person 1: Oh man, the guy was black out drunk off of just three beers! Yelling, playing air guitar, and bumping into anything, even if it wasn't remotely in his path.
Person 2: Wow, kid must have a Jewish Liver or something.
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The jewish shuffle is what a guy does when it's time to pay his share of the bill and can't seem to locate his wallet. Instead of producing the cash he begins patting himself down and exhibits a dumb look on his face while explaining that he can't find his wallet. This is usually followed by him asking his friends to knock out his share of the bill.
Shit! That sorry bum Trevor just busted out with the Jewish Shuffle after we ordered food at Burger King. His broke ass never has any cash!
by Gatemouth brown January 4, 2018
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by Garzie June 24, 2018
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Friend 1: Dare you to to take a Jewish Jack shot
Friend 2:what's it worth?
Friend 1: tenner
Friend 2: DEAL!
Friend 2:what's it worth?
Friend 1: tenner
Friend 2: DEAL!
by Cheezybiscuit September 21, 2018
Get the Jewish Jack Shot mug.Jeniset is someone who is very funny, kindhearted, and crazy. She's someone who you can always count on if you ever need someone to talk too. She's not the most prettiest or most beautiful girl you have ever met but she's unique and with the most extraordinary person you will ever meet. She's like a sunflower that no one ever chooses because roses are better then them. She doesnt have a lot of friends but she has those 2 or 3 people that she considers her friends even if they don't really care for her because that's how Jeniset's are. She's a wild and hyper person who loves to be adventurous and reach for goals. But be aware something rude or mean and she will get on your back. Also jeniset can fall deep inlove with that one special person but their not the best at telling the on who they like and have bad luck on guys. She loves watching movies and eating foods and exploring new thing's but she can be a little lazy. She's outgoing and literally talks to anyone who comes her way. She can be annoying sometimes but she means no harm.
David: "Who's that girl?"
Layla: "Oh thats jeni"
David: "Wow she's a girl with a unique (very different from others) personality wish we were friend's"
Jeniset- A girl who is fun.
Layla: "Oh thats jeni"
David: "Wow she's a girl with a unique (very different from others) personality wish we were friend's"
Jeniset- A girl who is fun.
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Get the Jeniset mug.A gold hearted ,but doesn't shows ,cool and shy a good friend loves to drink and chill with friend.have a good nature .Little complicated.
Janishk is cool as ice
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