wanker's jaw

Closely related to wanker's claw, but involving the mouth instead of the hand; soreness of mouth due to an extended blow job.

I was totally going down on this guy when I developed a severe case of wanker's jaw.

by get off my lawn March 15, 2009

lock jaw

also: the strange feeling you get in your face after dropping acid.

Dude, I ate one of those tabs you gave me; fifteen minutes later I had lockjaw.

by Kyosanshugi January 10, 2004

Jabber Jaw

The most annoying cartoon character ever made in the history of human existance. A talking shark/drummer.

Jabber Jaw is a mother fucking queer bait.

by lao March 29, 2005

lock jaw

1. A person that speaks without moving their bottom jaw to express themselves for fear that the corn cob will fall out of their ass.

2. (noun) an incredibly annoying, privileged and clueless person. Usually white, but there are many exceptions.

3. a cracker

"I'm sick of Diddy changing his name every fuckin' year and throwin' his damned all white parties. He's so lock jaw.

White: See Thurston Howell III of Gilligan's Island.

Non-white: See Hilary and Carlton Banks on the Fresh Prince Of Bel-Air.

by slappinpappi November 10, 2008

moose jaw

Is another nickname for Franklin Deleno Roosevelt. It is because of his large jaw.

Ol' moose jaw got us out of the depression

by Al "The Computer Guy" April 16, 2004

lock jaw

another way of saying brains, head

"Tell that bitch to give you LOCK JAW"

"Imma tell a bitch to give me that yo LOL"

by LILR23 February 19, 2008

squirrel jawed

to suck on a guys nuts

OMG! This girl at my school is such a whore-she totally squirrel jawed like half of the Football team.

by MnM703 January 22, 2009