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Jason

The jokester of the class with a heart of gold. Beneath all the jokes lies a sweet and caring person who'll stand by your side no matter what and have your back at all times, but if you wrong them they don't forget easily and if you keep hurting them they will cut you off like you never existed even if you try to reconnect. They are slow to trust but once you've gained their trust they will be your friend for life. They are extremely sexual and love to talk about the weirdest things. Expect conversations to take a dirty turn. They are extremely smart and love being know-it-alls. The most amazing person you will ever meet. Their favorite color is electric blue, their spirit animal is a wolf and they love animals. Love and cherish them because you will never meet a person like Jason.
"I will always love you Jason"
"Jason is the greatest friend"
"I'm sorry Jason"
by pantherpanther May 4, 2019
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Jason

A dumb unkind kid that thinks he is perfect but really he is dumb asf.
Me: Hey Jason
Jason: Shut up B*****
by Dark Creature September 22, 2020
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Jason

An autistic price of shit that tends to have Kim as their last name
Person1: ur stupid
Person2: ur Jason

Person1:*fucking dies*
by Gabe itch536364 November 7, 2019
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Jason

A guy who frowns when he smiles.
Oh hey its jason, is he smiling or frowing?
by WackyWavyArmGuy December 14, 2018
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Jason

he's mine fuckers, back off. mine. mine. mine. MINE
jason = mine
by jd's girl xoxo January 21, 2022
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Jason

This is the type of person you find laying in the alleyway. His dad left him at a gas station 12-13 years ago. He is gay. His dad came back to him just to spank him when he was ten, then left, after telling him he is adopted.
by CArs8so4n February 27, 2019
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Jason

A loud kid in class who always sings songs. However, they aren't necessarily good at singing though. They always flex their AirPods on people who also have AirPods just to be severely disappointed and go through depression. Jason's are someone that you can't like. Their actions are annoying and they never make the right choices. He also loves to have sex
"Jason yeah what a stoopid idiot i heard he fucked Aya yesterday!"
"Yeah! Fuck Jason!"
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