Jagged Commando

A washed up soldier who used to be in the cavalry but is now nothing more than an alcoholic who suffers from Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, Chronic Depression, and severe night terrors.

Remember the Jagged Commando who lived next door? He was pitiful.

by fuckumydickbitch May 10, 2015

Jag

A guy who is the most prettiest you will ever see. He will always be there for you and make you so happy. He always accepts people for who they are and try their best to kind and non-judgemental. If you have a Jag as your boyfriend. SIS MARRY HIM. You will never find someone that will treat you better than a Jag will.

"Omg look at that cutie over there holy shit he's so fine!"
"Gurl he's definitely a Jag"

by badussy-mucher-189524 November 24, 2021

Jag Mainenti

A true Top G supporter and will defend Tate with everything he has (he has a lot to give)

He was standing up for Andrew Tate, defending him. What a Jag Mainenti!

by ducky4921 October 26, 2022

JAG

the best soundcloud rapper ever

“what are you listening to?”
“jag”
“das lit”

by mjag April 29, 2023

Jag Boy

The most fly members of society who dwell in the high life and cruise with the engine of a jag purring under their hoods. Every member owns a Jag Boy Card.

A pimp named Slickback: What's going on Jag Boy

by The Lion Xolani April 2, 2018

JAGS

JAGS is an abbreviation that me and a friend came up with when she spelled "haha" wrong, then we made it into Just A Good Saying, and it better take the internet by storm right NOW.

your friend: Where did you come up with that saying???

you: idk it's jags

or

Freind: *makes a joke*

You: lol jags

by Taytertot-like-a-boss March 17, 2019

Jag kommer Faan trycka dig

Its a sentence in swedish made by Thomas, and it means "I will going to fuck you!"

Kp: Hej thomas!
Thomas: Tjena snygging
Kp: Vill du bli ihop?
Thomas: Ja det vill jag, Hur hårt ska jag trycka dig?
Kp: du ska faan trycka mig 5000!
Thomas: ja, jag kommer faan trycka dig!

by Abdiscoolaliv June 26, 2021