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Jacob

Jacob is a gigantic self-loving jerk with the mentality of a two-year old. He will go out of his way to be a jerk to anyone who doesn't agree with him. He tries to act cool in front of his friends but it never works. He get very embarrassed if anyone sees him with his family. If you know a guy named Jacob he's probably a dick.
Jacob is a jerk.
Jacob isn't cool.
Jacob is a nerd.
by WeirdoBeardoIsAWeirdo January 28, 2019
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Jacob's are little bitches. They always complain, there sad, because they are so damn lonely. Jacob's insult other people to bring themselves joy.
Damn that dude is a little complaining bitch, yeah that's a classic jacob right there.
by Zztopzipper October 21, 2019
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Jacob is a bills fan. He likes the ALLAMOOG. He is short and sweet and likes it up his ass.
Jacob watched the bills game. And he look at the mysterious Allamoog
by ALLAMOOG October 28, 2013
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A Jacob has countless sides to him and tends to be someone he’s not. If you’re not careful you will be easily lost in his charm and his eyes. You never trust a Jacob because they will break you’re heart because they believe that they are better than you and be embarrassed to be seen with you in front of his so called ‘friends’. He will do anything for his friends even though he means nothing to them and he knows that deep down he will never be one of them. Jacob likes to game and is described as having a stale gamer sweat, spends most of his time at home texting countless girls at once just to inflate his ego even more, even though all of them friend zone him or he will ‘friend’ zone them. If you fall for a Jacob you won’t come out the person.
A: Hi my names Jacob.

B: Cya!
by Jskdjakoals October 8, 2019
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Jacob has a gigantic dick
by Truthfull boi February 5, 2018
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Oi jacob your a dick
by Yeet spaghetti May 31, 2020
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Likes to be known as Sid. His closest friends call him a sloth. He likes to rage while playing video games.
"Bro you ok, you just Jacob'd"
by Arrow dude October 5, 2019
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