Jacob

That fucking big ass whore who can jump like a real kangaroo. Sometimes his hair is an actual bird's nest. He believes that he is rich but when you see it from you pov, you realize he's just a showoff who has nothing better to do. He can also do the "Heads, Shoulders, Knees, and toes" dance fairly and decently well. He is the fakest ass bitch you will ever meet. One second he will talk to your face, but then the next he will say something completely different to other people behind your back. The amount of times he calls you an asshole behind your back is too many to count. He will pretend to be nice to you when it's your birthday, but right when the clock hits 12:00 am the next day, he starts up again.

"This girl ______ is such an asshole, I would never choose her over you."
"ok Jacob"

by PAMELA WOOTEN June 25, 2020

Jacob

Jacob's are little bitches. They always complain, there sad, because they are so damn lonely. Jacob's insult other people to bring themselves joy.

Damn that dude is a little complaining bitch, yeah that's a classic jacob right there.

by Zztopzipper October 21, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is a bills fan. He likes the ALLAMOOG. He is short and sweet and likes it up his ass.

Jacob watched the bills game. And he look at the mysterious Allamoog

by ALLAMOOG October 28, 2013

Jacob

A Jacob has countless sides to him and tends to be someone he’s not. If you’re not careful you will be easily lost in his charm and his eyes. You never trust a Jacob because they will break you’re heart because they believe that they are better than you and be embarrassed to be seen with you in front of his so called ‘friends’. He will do anything for his friends even though he means nothing to them and he knows that deep down he will never be one of them. Jacob likes to game and is described as having a stale gamer sweat, spends most of his time at home texting countless girls at once just to inflate his ego even more, even though all of them friend zone him or he will ‘friend’ zone them. If you fall for a Jacob you won’t come out the person.

A: Hi my names Jacob.

B: Cya!

by Jskdjakoals October 8, 2019

Jacob

A big dick🍆

Jacob has a gigantic dick

by Truthfull boi February 5, 2018

Jacob

A blonde headed bitch who enjoys a good dicking.

Dude, you're just like Jacob

by R1PP3R420 December 12, 2018

Jacob

A complete fuckup, Jacob is so idiotic and such a fuckle pop. Jacob will never get a girlfriend because he already lost his virginity to his best friends back and often acts stupid and makes dirty jokes. Let me just say it again he’s a COMPLETE FUCKUP!!! - sienna

Jacob is a fuckup

by Fucklpop123 December 20, 2018