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junk armor

anything that protects the genital area, particularly for use against unwanted contact.
"Dude, when I had that threesome, that guy's junk was touching mine. Eww, I should have worn my junk armor."
by The Orchid Queen January 19, 2008
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punish that junk

used in the male african-american community as:to engage in sexual intercoarse with a girl; usually girlfriend, sometimes just any girl. Commonly used as peer-pressure amongst friends to "get some"It has become well known in Quantico because of Buddy asking people when they're going to punish that junk. Repeatitive askings to people like like Ricky have been asked with no progress what-so-ever because of they're lack of power to get inside.
When you gonna punish that junk?
by Gillermo June 16, 2006
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Crank-junk

Another name for methamphetamine
Based off the older nickname "crank" combined with the fact that meth has a decent amount of MSM cut into it.. MSM is junk.. and meth is crank.. when u got em together you got crank-junk..

Crank-junk is commonly consumed in a "crank-junker" water pipe... the process called "junk-railing"
Hey man.. lemme buy some crank-junk
by KHAKIFA STIEBBS February 11, 2022
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shadow junk

When clothed male genitals are being by sunlight and create a shadow of the persons genitals and what is now known as shadow junk
Tim and I touched Toby's shadow junk
by Catface2010 August 18, 2010
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judy's junk

I have "Judy's Junk"!
by Shaylee fogle May 3, 2014
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Junk-mane

Excessively long and thick nether hair around the junk, or crotch region, that contains several partially hidden objects and left-over food, resembling the mane of a lion after a particularly enthusiastic meal.
His junk-mane was so impressive that it put even Mufasa to shame.

He was shivering in the cold, so she draped her junk-mane over his shoulders to keep him warm.
by linguisologist September 24, 2014
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Junk-cation

Out-of-town travel for the primary purpose of visiting an automotive salvage yard on multiple consecutive days. Usually refers to self-serve or pick-a-part junkyards, where customer labor is required to procure purchases. On a typical junk-cation, you'll drive to the city with the awesome junkyard, spend the whole day pulling parts, crash at a motel, then come back the next day and do it again.
I'm going to Chilliwack this weekend and I think I'll make a junk-cation of it. There's just too much in that yard to do all in one day.
by tailypoe October 11, 2008
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