Mr.Jenkins

A person with a small penis. Has the ugliest family. Usually a high school teacher. Hairy as fuck. Usually a fucking cunt.

Mr.Jenkins is a fucking faggot.

by Plague Boy November 29, 2016

jenke

Means 'cool' or sick, can be used similarly to the word dank I suppose.

Pronounced JANKY

After watching a friend pull a sweet trick on his/her skateboard you could say "That was jenke, man." Or, "We're having a party tonight, should be Jenke."

by GemmaWard December 6, 2013

jenko

jenko

verb jenkoing

def: to be paranoid about something .

imor: i think he's sharing my nudes!
saj: chiiiillll, don't be so jenko about it.

by imor May 5, 2019

Jenkdog

putting your tongue on the head of the penis and then pulling the foreskin back up so your tongue is locked under that shit.

My dad jenkdoged his work mate the other day.

by buttrampager August 26, 2011

Jenkification

The state of being on fire, also known as supernova or ginger nuts.

Man oh man, that guy is Jenkified! He's the epitome of Jenkification !

by Des Maruuti October 17, 2006

Jenkem

A mix of half Hpnotiq half SunKist, pour slowly the mixture will look like a swirling Jenkem mix but it tastes like orange Gummi Bears

Jon: Ey Mix me up some Jenkem
Jon: NOO not that Jenkem, I ment the Non-butt hash one

by Vexcon 4 January 13, 2008

Leeroy Jenkins

Name of a retarded cat that doesn't know how to cover it's own poop in a litter box.

WOW it stinks, Leeroy Jenkins must have just pooped. That cat is so retarded it doesn't know how to use the litter box.

by Bitty Bumba December 14, 2008