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Italian Coochie Seasoning

It is the seasoning you put on yo gurls vagina to make it taste good, also used to make head somewhat enjoyable. Comes in lube bottles.
I used Italian coochie seasoning last night and my girl tasted like Romanos macaroni grill.
by Tony the pedo uncle December 8, 2019
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Italian Circumcision

When a man sheaths a gun between his body and the center of his belt without a holster and

1) Burns off his foreskin with the hot barrel of his recently-fired weapon.
2) Accidentally shoots his own dick.
Flávio Bolsonaro is in danger of performing an Italian Circumcision if he does not use a holster.
by IlhanDefenseForce March 22, 2020
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italian condom

An “Italian Condom” is when you shove a spaghetti noodle down your urethra preventing you from cumming
“I couldn’t find a condom so I used an Italian condom
by Galactic nascar April 7, 2020
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italian manwhore summer i guess

Another way to say you do you queen without calling your dumb friends queens. The phrase is taken from a tumblr post about an English team versus an Italian team and their reactions after the Italians win. I wonder how long it'll take for your dumb friends to find this on urban dictionary.
Sydney: I got covid
Me: Italian manwhore summer i guess
by latey late dawn May 24, 2022
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Ridin Italian

Removing the front brake of a 250cc dirt bike and putting the clutch on the throttle side of the bike to be able to ride with a broken left arm
person: Dude i broke my arm the other day

other person: ya that sucks

person: ya it looks like ill be ridin italian for a little while

other person: Word..
by Mc double D May 18, 2011
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unevolved italian

The unevolved italian government won't pay for the trump wall.
by Bacccccon October 23, 2017
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Spicy Italian Woaggo

A fusion of the memes Woah Crash Bandicoot, Doge/Doggo, Spicy Bois, Italian Hand, and Somebody Toucha Ma Spagat. A dank green in color with a dog's body and is holding up an Italian hand gesture while deepfried.
Guys, we must defeat the Ugandan Chungles with the magnificent Spicy Italian Woaggo.
by WhoDatFreshBoi January 6, 2019
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