A maneuver employed during urination when one realizes, in midstream, that a bowel movement is also needed. The first pinch of the penis cuts off the flow while the pants are unbuckled and dropped to the floor. The second, or the “handoff” pinch occurs after reaching inside the briefs with the opposite hand to continue the pinch, so the briefs can be lowered without incident and a commode employed without delay.
Todd: “Damn!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?
Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?
Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”
by OneStarGator November 6, 2017
Get the Double Pinchmug. by Htpowell74 April 14, 2019
Get the Nigger Pinchmug. Referring to chewing tobacco. When you go to put a good dip in, and some little peices fall on your shirt and pants. Thats the angels pinch.
by ColtenF1989 September 16, 2017
Get the angels pinchmug. Like a normal pinch but caused by something significantly stronger, rigid and unforgiving, likely mechanical like pliers or getting your ass cheek caught in a door. Usually a nasty welt is left from it that may start bleeding.
Got an atomic pinch on the heel of my palm, and no I didn't wear work gloves to prevent it from happening.
by EyeWeTodEd August 18, 2014
Get the Atomic Pinchmug. The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.
Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.
by Pistolpois August 15, 2017
Get the Pork-pinchedmug. by Walter1 October 12, 2016
Get the pinch of the bearmug. Who?
by ohyhyh August 20, 2021
Get the Lucas Pinchesmug.