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instagram witch most people call insta is a social media app were you can friend and follow other people and chat with the people you friend and follow. You can also post pictures and videos you can also post polls (were you can type a question and two different awnsers and other people on insta can tap on them as there awnser) another thing you can post are tbhs (witch stands for to be honest) and other users can put and emoji in the box that there is to describe that person.
person 1: HONEY GET OFF INSTAGRAM
person2: ok i will go on snapchat then (urban dictonary cominng out soon!)
person1: screw my life
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instagram

When you're dealing coke or viagra and try to be funny but it's not.
person 1: Ey, want some?
person 2: How much can i get?
person 1: an instagram
person 2: ha...ha...ha...
by hermercurius April 12, 2018
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Instagram ads

'If you know what these are, you are legally allowed senior citizenship', why do these exist, they are so shit that i want to kill myself every time I see them
PLS KILL ME I SAW SOME INSTAGRAM ADS
by YesBigDaddyDolan March 7, 2019
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instagram punk

The coolest new wave of punk subculture which involves posting yourself in the classic 70s punk style, wearing extravagant makeup, piercings and untamed hair dyed into unnatural colours. Side by side, Instagram punks and the scene subculture are very similar, with one being the lovechild of techno and emo culture, and the other being the love child of social media narcissism and your dad’s (or lack thereof) music collection.
Alternating themselves from the original 70s punks, Instagram punks don’t hold any strong legitimate view of political happenings / philosophies. However, many hold a baseline of which style of Instagram punk they want to portray through their online personality. For example, a communist Instagram punk may enhance their online persona by sharing their distaste for capitalism from their Chinese sweatshop-produced phone while regularly enjoying fast food. Some other Instagram punks may also share a message of hatred for government and surveillance despite regularly donating selfies to a multi million dollar corporation’s database to be data mined.
Girl: I like your Sex Pistols shirt, I had a boyfriend that looked exactly like Sid Viscious.
Guy with green mohawk and anarchy badges: Sid who?
*Thinking* Girl: Wow, what is with the abundance of Instagram punks nowadays?
by Famian March 10, 2019
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I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram

I’d rather watch a chimpanzee scroll through Instagram than go to your neighbors house to watch game of thrones Jerry.
by Thunderchunkie April 26, 2019
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Instagram life

When someone is copying the life of an Instagram influencer
Yo bro wanna hit the juul?
Hell yeah bro that's that Instagram life
by Big Ox August 6, 2019
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Instagram Toaster

Not to be confused with the Instagram filter called "toaster." This is a phenomenon that has been emerging on social media since 2013. An Instagram toaster is a slightly above average man or woman whose attractiveness is over-exaggerated by professionally taken Insta photos. Instagram toasters often have a large number of followers/likes on their photos, resulting in their egos to rise up and causing them to become wannabe Kim Kardashians. The women often draw on eyebrows that have been getting thicker since 2016 and have a face caked up with "natural" looking make up but actually end up looking like a pop tart that just came out of a toaster. Male Insta toasters tend to be straight men that aim to present as sensitive twinks. Something both male and female Insta toasters have in common is that they often love to caption their Insta photos with something seemingly inspirational, especially when their real aim is to actually flex, because they want to flex without making it seem like they are flexing. They also tend to take 100s of pictures in different exotic locations during a single day and post them periodically to make their lives seem more exciting than they actually are. Most Instagram toasters are in their late teens/early-mid 20s. However, there are Instagram toasters as young as 13 and as old as 35. They think they are semi-famous because of their attention on social media, although they don't realize how generic and common being an Instagram toaster is in 2019.
*Two teenage girls fooling around in 2026*

Muffy: *draws on thick eyebrows, contours nose, and puts on mascara and eye liner*
Caroline: Muffy, what the fuck? You look like you're an Instagram toaster from 2017. You've gotta be kidding me.
by MagicCarpLand September 6, 2019
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