Skip to main content

premarital insertion

The process of inserting a penis into a vagina by mode of muscle contractions of the hip and pelvis between two unwed partners. Premarital insertion is usually but not necessarily accompanied by thrusting, premarital sex, and even rape.

To say that premarital insertion is sex would be to say that zombies and vampires are the same entity. Despite their "undead" quality, an intense desire for human flesh, and a heightened propensity for halitosis, these things do not necessitate that zombies are vampires are the same thing.

Likewise, premarital insertion can be just as unpleasurable and unfulfilling as the Star Wars prequels, unlike sex.

Premarital insertion is the slide into "fourth base" (a.k.a. a home run or fucking) without actually scoring.

A good premarital insertion analgous to that of Hitler's Blitzkrieg and the insertion of foreign troops can often induce a powerful union between two opposing powers such as that of the Soviets and the Americans or even a union of a man and a woman.

So... get married and have sex already!
Jonny: Premarital insertion could be rape, but it's not a sin.
Suzy: Really?
Jonny: Yeah.
Suzy: I'm still pressing chrages, you rapist!
by fanatic963 April 17, 2006
mugGet the premarital insertion mug.

tactical insertion

Wiggling yourself inbetween the couch cousion and the person lying down so you can push them off
His fat ass was lying down on the couch so used a tactical insertion to knock him off
by A guy who wants more words April 26, 2011
mugGet the tactical insertion mug.
Related Words

tactical insertion

Getting laid by using a specific methodology for picking up chicks.
I performed a tactical insertion on Lissete's mom at Sandy's.
by ChekYur6 February 9, 2010
mugGet the tactical insertion mug.

Tactical Insertion

1. The act of a man slipping his penis into a women during an opportune moment or circumstance.

2. Relying on the advice of a buddy or source that a particular women will engage in intercourse after certain requirements suitable to the man are met. (being hispanic, knowing how to play guitar, bow staff skills)

3. The choosing of entering points on a womens body to best avoid contracting certain venereal diseases that the women may posses.
1. Greg: Yeah we unded up sleeping together.
Andrew: How'd you pull that?
Greg: She was crying about her father's death, she fell into my arms, then it was just tactical insertion.

2. John: I heard shes a whore, just needs a couple drinks.
Bill: Think I may be able to pull some tactical insertion?
John: Buy a few beers and your in.

3. I knew she had been with that junkie awhile back, so I used tactical insertion when I reamed her back door. Just to be safe you know?
by Mondongina February 24, 2011
mugGet the Tactical Insertion mug.

Tactical Insertion

When a female is having a massive orgasm, you insert the remote control into her asshole, then press volume down so she shuts the fuck up. This also works when she won't stop nagging.
Bitch shut the fuck up before I give you a Tactical Insertion!
by SpeaksJanusch July 22, 2010
mugGet the Tactical Insertion mug.

Self-Insert Definitions

1. When dumbasses post their name with definitions, expecting millions of random strangers to just fall out of their chairs at their dumb inside joke.

2. When some pissed off dickbag misuses a platform, just so they can vent about someone they hate.

3. When some insecure fuck makes a definition of their name that's just compliments to themselves, so they can jerk themselves off to distract themselves from thoughts of how little they actually contribute to society.
I'm fucking sick of seeing these god damn self-insert definitions, everytime I go to vote. Who are you expecting to find this funny? What makes you think random strangers who don't even know what you look like are going to get this? Please for the love of god, keep your shitty self-inserts in fanfictions.
by CuteBoy56 July 1, 2019
mugGet the Self-Insert Definitions mug.

inperior

Started on GameFAQs' Next Gen Gaming board.

A certain person, whose name I shall not name for...well, I dunno...purposes tried pwning someone, by telling him to take out the "su" in "superior" and put in a "in". This spells inperior. As you can see, the person was self-pwned. It was quite great, really.

By the way, the "superior" thing was actually the Gamecube version of Twilight Princess. That's how it started. MASSIVE DAMAGE!11111
First user: *awaits superior GameCube version of Twilight Princess*

Second, self-pwned user: You added an extra "su" and left out an "in" somewhere in that post...

INPERIOR!!!!
by Anemic Royalty November 12, 2006
mugGet the inperior mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email