Weed wad

The wad of weed that a prisnor sneaks into jail. Usaully in their butt hole. Used as an insult.

Shut the f**** up, you grimy weed wad.

by Mu-g June 24, 2010

wad one

This is a big tune, quality. Used by UK Master of ceremonies in big raves to hype the crowd in preparation of whats coming

"Yooooooo this next tune coming in is a Wad One!" or "Waaaaaaaaadddddd One"

by Rude_Boi December 19, 2013

Fat Wad

A ridiculously fat and smelly person. Prefers wearing mullets but becomes greatly offended if the mullet is insulted. For good behavior, reward with shampoo and deodorant. Toilet Paper makes a great reward substitute. It is rumored that a fatwad has three buttholes but this fact hasn't been proven due to a lack of volunteers willing to get within thirty feet of a fatwads ass.

Person 1: Dude, is the fat wad here yet?
Person 2: Yeah the smell wafted past about five minutes ago.

by StanleyTheJew June 10, 2009

fuck wad

it means you big dumb ass or lil fag

like when some is being a total ass you call them a fuck wad

by abigale knutson December 16, 2004

wad up

What occurs in the final seconds before a male's ejaculation.

While watching Chrissy's head go up and down, I began to feel myself wad up.

by J.P.A. February 24, 2006

Dud Wad

A wad of Milk duds you have already chewed.

mmm Eating Milk Duds
"Ahh! My tooth fell out!"
"You're lying."
"Nuh-uh. Look here."
"Holy shit! It's in your dud wad!"
"Dude it totally is! Stupid dud wad! ow!"

by MissKnowItAll17 August 22, 2009

texas wad

A large amount of cash, usually in hundreds that fill a man's wallet.

wow, JR sure has a nice texas wad bulge in his bike pants

by Benjamin Hutchins October 03, 2007