Pinch of salt

seasoning your fish with An entire 26oz canister of mortons table salt.

"... and another pinch of salt."

by DeadDick127 February 1, 2021

Double Pinch

A maneuver employed during urination when one realizes, in midstream, that a bowel movement is also needed. The first pinch of the penis cuts off the flow while the pants are unbuckled and dropped to the floor. The second, or the “handoff” pinch occurs after reaching inside the briefs with the opposite hand to continue the pinch, so the briefs can be lowered without incident and a commode employed without delay.

Todd: “Damn!”
Paul (pissing at the adjacent urinal): “What’s the matter?

Todd: “I gotta take a shit right now!”
Paul: Do a Double Pinch. The stall’s empty behind us!”

by OneStarGator November 6, 2017

Pork-pinched

The brutal act of an overnight stand where one partner is grossed out after waking up the next morning to seeing they slept with a very ugly person. They retaliate by pinching the cock very hard; hence the recipient being pork-pinched.

Frank: I'd go out to hunt for a one-night stand, but I'm always the victim of getting pork-pinched the very next morning.
Martin: sort of like you did to me when we first met?
Frank: let me see your wenis again, so that I can pinch that bastard as hard as possible.

by Pistolpois August 15, 2017

Fisherman’s Pinch

A 2 Male Dance lift that requires a carefully placed hand in the groin area. A bit like a fisherman taking a crab out of the net, otherwise it’s a trawlerman’s claw.

Look at that beautiful lift, The fisherman’s pinch has been well executed.

by Rugbydaddy February 7, 2020

Atomic Pinch

Like a normal pinch but caused by something significantly stronger, rigid and unforgiving, likely mechanical like pliers or getting your ass cheek caught in a door. Usually a nasty welt is left from it that may start bleeding.

Got an atomic pinch on the heel of my palm, and no I didn't wear work gloves to prevent it from happening.

by EyeWeTodEd August 18, 2014

pinch drinker

The guy you call when you can't finish the bottle of wine or six-pack you opened for dinner.

Ugh, I can't finish this merlot...where's the pinch drinker?

by el jerfe December 12, 2013

Pinch and Switch

When a group of male friends or strangers meet up in a bathroom and spontaneously start pinching the others' penises with homoerotic glee. The "switch" part comes from switching the lights off.

Do you remember last night, Alfred? When we caught Joshua and his boys playing Pinch and Switch in my uncle's dirty washroom for almost an hour? I heard them giggling the whole time they were in there, but by the time they came out they were completely silent and stone-faced. I wish they had invited me, too...

by Djentistrulyoutrageous February 10, 2015