by Goose309 July 3, 2022
Get the Minnesota Morningmug. When a guy wakes up in the morning and heads to the bathroom for the morning piss. The “morning mariennetta” is the set of farts that accompany the first morning piss.
First person: What you doing?
Second person: just woke up
First Person: you hungover from the party last night?
Second Person: yeah, my stomach is killing me, just got up for my morning mariennetta and it stinks.
Second person: just woke up
First Person: you hungover from the party last night?
Second Person: yeah, my stomach is killing me, just got up for my morning mariennetta and it stinks.
by Yooooouuuuu December 31, 2020
Get the Morning Mariennettamug. by Yo Mama Like Me January 4, 2021
Get the Morning Brainmug. Pre-Morning (The time between 3 am and the time you normally wake up, notably marked by a mid-pre-morning out of bed ritual such as eating, urinating, pooping and the like while still half asleep, normal sleep activity resumes after the mid pre morning ritual has taken place.)
Justin wakes up at 4:30 in the pre-morning, stumbles out of bed, urinates (making only half of it in the toilet, the rest on the seat.) stumbles back to bed, and passes out till 11:00 am
David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.
David wakes up at 3:00 in the pre-morning, climbs out of bed, stumbles to kitchen, makes a peanut butter sandwich, eats the sandwich, barely makes it to his bedroom, literally falls into bed with peanutbutter sandwich still in hand. wakes up the next morning realizing theres peanut butter everywhere, and he has to crap really bad.
by Helgart Mammy September 1, 2010
Get the Pre-Morningmug. by Sausagerides May 5, 2021
Get the Morning Bunsmug. Ya know when ya have spare pizza from the party and you save it for brekkie the next morning? Well that’s morning pizza. Suck it bitch
by maeandjoearethebest July 26, 2019
Get the morning pizzamug. The result of having sex or masturbating vigorously and going to sleep without washing up. Upon waking up, genitals may be firmly stuck to thighs, other genitals, or simply glued shut, depending on gender and sleeping position. The only cure is a hot shower, and the only prevention is a handy towel.
I woke up with morning glue after banging Sally last night. I had to peel my junk off my thigh just to walk to the shower.
by Road Waste December 1, 2010
Get the morning gluemug.