Morning Erection

Something that makes me wanna cum when I wake up

I keep getting morning erections and end up having cum all over my cock

by SingleForeverTW July 13, 2021

Morning-toke

The first pot hit of the day.

Morning-tokes are always the best the best to kick of a weekend!

by Chronic17 March 7, 2018

Cornrow Morning

A regrettable, public, yet hilarious (to some) night involving a large amount of alcohol. Often results in a trail of confusing clues to the toilet where you vomited last night.

I was so wasted last night, I can't remember what I did. Nikki told me I kicked Justin in the back and touched Cherchez's nose. Must be a cornrow morning!

by Noddle February 22, 2012

Minnesota Morning

When you drop a pickled egg into a beer exclaiming You 'Betcha! Uffda!

Chris gave me a Minnesota Morning today. Could barely choke it all down.

by Goose309 July 3, 2022

morning milk

When you wake up and just have to nut on your girlfriends chest

I spilled my morning milk all over her chest

by Methusala June 18, 2018

Morning stream

When a wamen wakes up with a wet puss puss.

Hey! That woman just had a morning stream!

by Morning Stream January 13, 2020

Morning Bagel

When you make your girlfriend/boyfriend/significant other a luxurious breakfast, let them take a shit without wiping, and then give them a rim job.

“Yo man, I didn’t ask for any corn in my morning bagel”

by edgykid June 20, 2019