matrix

a maneuver used to save one's self from potential danger

*a AA battery is thrown at Someone's head but luckily he has the reflexes to dodge it*
Someone: "I just pulled a matrix"

by superdude3 October 20, 2003

Matrix Head

A person who has never had a spiritual awakening and does not believe in any conspiracy theories.

He is such a matrix head that he believes the moon landing was real.

by Amy Lane 2 April 1, 2025

Matrix

You are in it now. You are producing power for machines.

The Matrix is a system, Neo.

by XGDragion March 7, 2023

matrix

Matrix (noun): 1. A chart or a table. 2. Information about matter. 3. An intersection of mind and matter. 4. The Universe, especially with the pretext that reality is a computer simulated illusion.

You're in the Matrix, now that you understand that for every acronym you have a word.

by Rob Matrix July 22, 2019

The Bavarian Matrix

A minus lambda I

You wanna find the eigenvalues? That's just the determinant of The Bavarian Matrix set equal to zero!

by minedreader1127 December 21, 2020

Matrix Juice

Semen of some monster coming from a different dimension.

And he wakes up in the valley three hours later, face down, side of his face full of gravel. Felt something wet... as he gets up he's in a puddle of something. And then he gets up... as he gets up and he starts to wipe and his eyes start to barely crack open, and he smells something that comes from a different dimension, a different side of the numbers. And he feels it in his ass crack, and he takes it and he looks, and it's highlighted green matrix juice you bitch ass nigga. Don't ever ask me to tell you a motherfucking story again. He was just laying there in matrix juice, just a puddle of bust matrix juice from this weird matrix monster that came and fucked him through a different dimension. There's your fucking bedtime story. Take your black ass to bed.

by QWERTY mnbvcxz July 15, 2025

Matrix

A gayass

Matrix is gay

by Whoa I? February 20, 2021