“Devin, I know you like both of those girls. I hate to tell you, but you can’t put one horse in two barns!”
by CowboyCaleb May 11, 2019
Get the You can’t put one horse in two barns mug.Something that a NY Mobster might tell a reporter when he knows that his time is limited. He's done some really outrageous shit to other gangsters, and as a result, he is a dead man. Like a moth caught on a hot light, he knows it's wrong, but the danger gives him such a charge that he really has ceased to care. A guy in this position would say this and really mean it.
"I got one foot in the grave, and the other on a banana peel." "We live this way, but we don't care."
by Armando 1972 January 1, 2012
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Description of a person who is elderly or very ill and presumably near death. Not particularly respectful, but usually used comically.
Also used with the addition of "one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel."
Also used with the addition of "one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel."
Petie's cat was 18 years old, and while he didn't want to admit it, Petie realized that Tabby had one foot in the grave and the other one on a banana peel.
by TBea April 24, 2008
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"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical
"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy
"One foot in the grave"- half dead, dying, death is catching up. Tired, old, metaphorical
"Foot on a banana peel"- funny, humorous, cartoon, things are going comically wrong, events are not working in one's favor. *Picture* stepping on a rake and being hit in the face with the handle. Knee slap comedy
One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel expression-
damned if you do, damned if you don't...
Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...
"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"
damned if you do, damned if you don't...
Guy 1: "how are you doing?"
Guy 2: *expression meaning* on one side (one foot) I've really gone to hell, or im working on getting there- and on the other side (other foot) it's pretty stupid, but entertaining to watch, the bullshit that's been happening to me or that I've been outing putting myself through...
"Falling apart and it's hysterical to witness"
by GoldieGal April 12, 2019
Get the One foot in the grave and the other on a banana peel mug.A) Stick your face in her butt...
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P
B) Yuck dude!
A) Come on baby get yo feet wet...
B) Shut up man...
A) Put your One two in her three four :P
by NidgeDFX June 12, 2018
Get the Put your one two in her three four mug.grinding. survive. slow and steady one day at a time keep on workin stay focused. the goal here is to not let too many thoughts and plans affect your success at the simple task in the present - which is the main thing that matters, right now, if you want to move forward in life.
hey bro i know your life is shit right now but keep on keepin one foot in front of the other and you'll come out of this.
by creature69 October 10, 2018
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