charge your phone

The act of having explosive diarrhea while another man is inside of your anus.

"I've been feeling sick lately. I hope I don't charge your phone tonight."
"Would you like me to charge your phone?"
"Do you like it when I charge your phone?"

by meya ya ya November 4, 2011

Charging Rhino Legs

Derogatory term used by male athletes to describe the overly muscular legs of certain female athletes.

The Cal Women's Volleyball Players are so hot, except for #X - she's got charging rhino legs.

by mtnmeister June 27, 2009

Charge my iPot

The act of using weed to reverse the affects of sobering.

"Man, its wearin off, I need to charge my iPot."

by Harpua February 1, 2008

charging my laser

Male masturbation; Jacking off.

I ran my hand up my throbbing, warm meat. I was charging my laser.

by Caytie November 25, 2006

turbo charged ass hammer

an erogenous device used for stimulating and/or pleasuring the anus and/or sphinctor region. the device moves in a reciprocating fashion and is usually powered by a small forced induction gasoline engine. variants include the pnuematic air-piston ass hammer and the eletromagnetic anal clapper.

I was looking through Andy's closet for a tennis racket and found his turbo charged ass hammer.

by antonio bovine November 19, 2007

Srs Ogre Charging Biz

The act of being either ogre 1 or 2 and charging for the win.

"This game is srs ogre charging biz yo"

by phantawm May 24, 2009

Arm 'N' Hammer Charge

Slang for the crime of selling sham CDS (Controlled Dangerous Substances). So called because of the use of baking soda as fake heroine or cocaine due to similar appearance. Considered fraud and distribution of drugs in the eyes of the law.

Man, Dooky got caught selling that baking soda as dope, dawg; might be locked up for three years behind the damn Arm 'N' Hammer charge...

by Bigg Sexx December 11, 2010