: marked fondness for or obsession with telephoning afflicted with the telephonitis … common to all teen-agers— J. S. Qualey.
When she drinks too much she has telephone itis. My teenage son got home from school today and all of a sudden he had telephone itis.
by Jenyrose October 23, 2022
The desease that you catch when you get so baked that anything that is written out(letters,numbers,words) appear written backwards.
Keegs- Dude I was driving home on the highway last night after that mango kush. I could've swore I was going 06 miles per hour! I had a serious case of Backwards-Itis Brah!
Thurgood- Ah, you crazy man, you crazy!
Thurgood- Ah, you crazy man, you crazy!
by keegs21 April 20, 2010
by juicybaby333 January 28, 2023
The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.
After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.
by EatMySheet September 20, 2023
When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.
by lil baby p April 08, 2019
by Sharapstar June 12, 2012
by mooby muffen June 30, 2010