the cure for charlee-itis.
im very sorry Charlee Tingate, you have charlee-itis and the only way to cure you is to infect you with jazza-itis.
by KICKyaSISTERinTHEthroat November 12, 2018
by so i think i'm queen elizabeth September 10, 2008
The impending doom of complacency that one feels upon entering Akron, Ohio. Symptoms include, but are not limited to: immediately feeling like you are morbidly obese and have mobility issues, eating almost nothing but all-American food (e.g., pizza, hot dogs, and hamburgers), thinking that Highland Square is the best or worst neighborhood ever, taking your minor league baseball team way too seriously, reveling the Goodyear/Firestone "glory days," and acting like one of the many sad and unfortunate people who use the public transportation system.
After spending just a few days in Akron, you too will develop the the telltale symptoms of Akron-itis.
by EatMySheet September 20, 2023
When you know that you are that nigga and no one can prove you different. It’s very contagious and should only be spreaded to thoose who really deserve it. POINT. BLANK. PERIOD.
by lil baby p April 08, 2019
by Lube Mobil wcty May 08, 2022
by Dc0118 February 28, 2021
When you watch so much television that you become glued to both it and the couch, eventually losing touch with reality, and believing that you are the television, so that you must look in the mirror in order to watch television.
After believing their neighbors were on extended vacation, the Wilsons, upon noticing strange noises coming from their neighbors' house, called 911. Police discovered the whole family had succumbed to a very serious attack of T.V.-itis. Every family member was glued to a chair with hand-held mirrors, portraying their favorite television shows.
by JamMom February 26, 2018