Houdini Booty

When her ass disappears from a back view but reappears from a side view

Guy 1: Bro I thought her ass was flat but when I saw her from the side her ass was fat
Guy 2: Nice

Guy 1: Turns out she just had a Houdini Booty

by Pen15Booty November 11, 2015

Sleeping Houdini

When you and your wife/girlfriend are in bed and she is sleeping, you jerk-off and right before you cum, you wake up your wife/girlfriend and cum in her face

Man, I gave Cynthia a Sleeping Houdini last night!

by BIG G! November 5, 2007

uh-oh houdini

When a man and his girl are in doggy style, man stops to go to the bathroom but has a friend resume. The man then runs outside, knocks on the bedroom window and screams, "Uh-oh Houdini!"

I uh-oh houdinied her, now i am single :(

by andrew methais parent June 29, 2009

drunk houdini

When a guy at a party hits on drunk girls and pretends he's drunk too so they'll do sexual things for him without thinking he's using them, when in all actuality he's very much sober and will have no problem remembering everything that happened that night, unlike the drunk girl. If you see signs of this happening, it's automatically a party foul and makes you an instant creepers, by which someone should throw you out.

Becky: "omahgod johnny how you are you!!!!! i loooveee youuu!!!"

Jake: "omg hey!!! how are you!!! it's Jake btw, some party huh!"

Becky: "oooh yeahh like totaly im on my 4th margirita, im so loose right now!!!"

Jake: "ooh,...oh yeah me too! i just had uh, 13 beers i'm sooo drunk woooo!!! you're so hot, we should hook up since we're drunk and all!!!"

Becky: "oooh totally! i love me some drunk sex, its fun and no one remembers afterwards, its great! lets do it!"

Jake: *quietly says* well...at least one of us will remember heh heh heh....

Becky: "wait, what did you say? you're not pulling a drunk houdini on me are you??"

Jake: "oh nothing! i said i can't wait to have drunk sex with you!!!" (in his head "ooooh yeah!!)

by OshKosh07 September 2, 2009

Black houdini

A variation of the 'houdini' sexual act, wherein one spits on a girls back to make her think he ejaculated on her, then when she turns to look, launches a violent spray of faeces on her face and says abra kadabra.

Juliet wanted to go on a date, so I gave her the black houdini and told her to choke on my dick.

by johnsonjones September 10, 2010

houdini

A sexual act where a guy is doing a girl (or another guy) doggie style. As the guy is about to orgasm, he pulls out, and spits on the girl's back while masturbating, but not ejaculating.
Thinking he came, the girl turns arround, at which point the guy unleashes into the girl's face, and shouts "HOUDINI!"

If your partner still talks to you after recieving a Houdini, they are a total slut.

Dude, I'm breaking up with my girlfriend tomorrow, so tonight I'm giving her a Houdini!

I will give you $20 if you sleep with her and give her a Houdini.

by Spc. Edwards January 16, 2007

houdini

the houdini involves sexual intercourse of the anal kind. While you are doing a girl doggy style in the bung hole, you proceed to spit on her back to make her think you are done and when she turns around you jizz in her face.

I was just about the dump this chick so beofre i did, i screwed her in the ass and then did a houdini on her.

by anthony b May 13, 2005