Fun Hoover

Someone who sucks up all the fun from a situation. Buzz Killington Captain Bringdown and The Buzzkills

Jesus Johnnie dinnae bring yer wife she’s a fuckin fun hoover man.

by elbraqo75 November 23, 2018

Hoover Queen

When a girl can suck your dick like a Hoover vacuum.

A: “ I have a Hoover Queen of a maid.”
T: “Hoover Queen?”
A: “sucks dick so good, you’d think it’s a vacuum doing it.”

by TreacleJC April 11, 2019

Hoover

A verb describing a sexual act in which a man ejaculates inside the anus of a man or woman, and slurps it out with a straw.

After I ejaculated in his or her ass, I hoovered it out with a straw.

by HooveringHoover January 09, 2012

Hoover

Slang term for a penis.

"I accidentally zipped my hoover up!"

by Derbyshire Linguist September 27, 2022

hoover wank

When Gareth gets a new hoover and because he hasn’t got a woman he uses the hoover to pleasure himself

Gareth was getting excited looking at the new hoover as he anticipated a hoover wank later

by Jessdirty April 20, 2021

Riley Hoover

Slim thicccccc Dumb bitch

we look at her in the halls and go damn Riley Hoover and then she looks and runs away like a dumb bitch

by Dumb friend November 29, 2019

jizz hoover

a gamey trampbag whose highest priority in life is sucking up as much semen as humanely possible

nikki has been hanging around the camera truck looking for dick again, the absolute jizz hoover

by mhogan October 26, 2016