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Hubris Hollister

A general pseudo name for a snobby, shallow, prissy, materialistic good looking men who shops at Hollister, Abercrombie, American Eagle etc to achieve that “worn” look, but are too snobby to actually buy something from a thrift store for the authentic thing. Hubris Hollisters are usually self proclaimed foodies, define themselves as hipsters, exercise excessively and rarely have girlfriends. Hubris Hollisters are a detriment to themselves because of their obvious pathetic screaming cry to be cool partnered with the total lack of common sense to do naturally instead of “buying it at the mall.”

EVERYBODY under 30 knows at least 3 Hubris Hollisters personally!!! GENERAL EXAMPLES:
The majority of male students age 14 to 30 who either come from families with money or want to appear as if they do. Overeducated 30- somethings men with low self esteem problems. Foreigners trying to look American.
"I met a really cute guy in Birmingham but when I suggested we stake out some thrift stores for fun, he went all Hubris Hollister on me."
Hubris Hollister by Bex Nicole August 4, 2009
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jake hollister 

Chubby little bastard who smells of shit and has a hot mum
Hey look all the burgers are gone, it must have been a Jake hollister
jake hollister by Jake’s fat June 29, 2021

Caleb Logan Hollister

Very strange appearance, doesn’t wear jeans, most commonly described as scary.
Can be heard saying “Really digging this new sweatshirt.” While holding a guitar. Or saying, “Really loving this new jumper.” While playing the flute.
“Wow Caleb Logan Hollister is really digging his new sweatshirt.”

Hubris Hollister

A general pseudo name for a snobby, shallow, prissy, materialistic good looking man who shops at Hollister, Abercrombie, American Eagle, Urban Outfitters, Aeropostale, etc. to achieve that “worn” look, but is too stuck up to actually buy something from a thrift store for the authentic thing. Hubris Hollisters are usually self proclaimed foodies, define themselves as hipsters, only drink Starbucks, exercise excessively and rarely have girlfriends. Hubris Hollisters are a detriment to themselves because of their obvious pathetic screaming cry to be cool - partnered with the total lack of common sense to do naturally instead of “buying it at the mall.”
EVERYBODY under 30 knows at least 3 Hubris Hollisters personally!!! GENERAL EXAMPLES: The majority of male students age 14 to 30 who either come from families with money or want to appear as if they do. Overeducated 30 something men with low self esteem problems. Foreigners trying to look American.
Hubris Hollister by Bex Nicole August 5, 2009

alec hollister

holy poo whos tayahs new bf?” “oh thats alec hollister he is so beautiful she is so lucky”
alec hollister by -Tay- December 3, 2021

Jesse Hollister

A certain individual that wears girl hollister jackets and is a fag
Jesse Hollister by MeNoNiggagay September 16, 2019