Hoarfrost

To be left by a woman/man after they have cheated on you

did you hear about jim, his lady pulled a hoarfrost

by Sidhi February 9, 2010

hoarker

One who coughs in a particularly nasty/disturbing manner, characterized by phlegm and most often chronic. Also has the effect of making anyone in a close vicinity cringe in disgust.

Jane's a chronic hoarker. I have to eat my lunch in the coat closet so as to not gag after one of her fits.

by Llewellyn D'shaun January 14, 2011

Don HoBag

A "Don Ho" with a bag on your partner's head with a hole for the mouth and eyes. A Don Ho is when you have anal sex with your partner with rings of pineapple around your penis. Upon completion your partner eats the pineapple off of your member.

The girl in the bar was a little rough looking, and as a result I was pretty sure I'd have to give her the Don HoBag.

by Tiny Bubblez December 18, 2009

Phallus Hoarder

About 5'9'', Weighing around 150-200 lbs, with a two syllable name like Danny or Randy. Long or short brown hair and a intense dislike for the complacent moralities that follow being a HUMAN! Total disregard for any life other than their own, and usually travel size and filled with shit to be excreted on command and on-the-go. No matter where you are, you will be able to spill some shit. The word "phallus" relates closely to the penis lodges deep in one of their very uncomfortable orifices. Not the anus, no, but either the eye socket, the ear, an surgically opened temple, or sometimes even within their own dick-hole. The containment caused by this phallic placement, or "cock-cork", creates great tension and benefits the growth of shit within the Phallus Hoarder's compartments. Getting into an argument with a Phallus Hoarder is not recommended, for doing so could result in suicide, homicide or mass murder from the irrelevant conclusion of anger and unwavering stubbornness.

Although it is not recommended to argue with a Phallus Hoarder, its easier to take solace in knowing that they are usually either wrong, or just trying to make you angry and mostly revolves around decisions regarding their very own phallus.

Example 1:

Girl: Man I love my shih-tzu

Danny: He's Ugly and I think we should eat it.

Girl: What?! NO! Why would you eat my Shih Tzu?

Danny: Survival of the fittest, they should bow to my superiority!

Guy: *sigh* Danny you're such a Phallus Hoarder.

Example 2:

Randy: My dick is bigger than yours by ALL NECESSARY AND UNNECESSARY MEANS.

Guy: I didn't ask...

Randy: I know you didn't, but if I dont tell you then I risk the loss of one of my cock-corks

Guy: oh! you should've told me that you became a Phallus Hoarder.

by Amk October 4, 2010

Hobag

A slut like whore with a million or more sex partners.

After having sex with Alfred, Molly became a hobag.

by Christina April 27, 2003

Hoar

Davey's way of spelling whore.

Adam is a hoar.

by MacTech April 28, 2004

Hoard

1. A term used by the prototypical white kid from Montana to sound intimidating when using the word "hard";

2. of or pertaining to the firmness of one's physical composition;

3. A means of surviving a car accident;

4. a way in which one can ball;

How hoard is my Quiksilver outfit?

Man, if I was only as hoard as Brad Pitt wearing a white t-shirt.

These weeks at the gym have made me hoard.

You would have died after the first 23 flips, good thing im hoard.

Damn you look sick in those hilfiger pants and fubu threads. Your ballin' out hoard tonight!

by Tanner Falcon January 29, 2006